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flackbait
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« Reply #30 on: July 06, 2007, 04:43:55 PM »

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I was being completely facetious.  The thought of you making a 60 lb hammer put me into a humorous mood.  You've never mentioned being called "Thor" before that I can remember.  I do make my wife call me "Thor" sometimes.  She calls out, "Thor!" I respond, "The God of THUNDER!" and then I **CENSORED**
 
 
I'm guillible and have a poor memory, what more can I say.
I still laughed though. Thumbup
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« Reply #31 on: July 06, 2007, 07:38:26 PM »

I'm guillible and have a poor memory, what more can I say.
I still laughed though. Thumbup


Flack, so you're saying you've forgotten the $100 you owe me?
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flackbait
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« Reply #32 on: July 06, 2007, 07:50:42 PM »

I'm guillible and have a poor memory, what more can I say.
I still laughed though. Thumbup


Flack, so you're saying you've forgotten the $100 you owe me?

Don't worry I send it to you tommorow. TeddyR
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« Reply #33 on: July 06, 2007, 09:24:08 PM »

Karma to Susan just for being a female who 's into B-movies and other stuff guys love.  Thumbup
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« Reply #34 on: July 06, 2007, 10:18:50 PM »

Karma to Susan just for being a female who 's into B-movies and other stuff guys loveThumbup

Does that mean she's a lesbian too? Twirling
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Menard
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« Reply #35 on: July 07, 2007, 08:45:15 AM »

Changing the game a little.


If you have a penis, then you cried...

  • At the end of Field of Dreams
  • At the end of Vanishing Point
  • At the end of Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry
  • When Harve says a tearful farewell to his El Camino in Nash Bridges
  • When the Dukes of Hazzard was cancelled
  • When Anne Heche announced she was no longer a lesbian


Add your own to the list.
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« Reply #36 on: July 07, 2007, 09:10:56 AM »

...if you chased your  sister around the yard with a spider in your hand!
...if your idea of a date with a girl is sitting on your backporch playing speedmetal and drinking whiskey
...if you make barfing noises when the wifey turns the TV Channel to one of her 'girly' shows
...you can pay for a copy of Hustler magazine with pride,but will not buy your wifes Tampons.
...if you stop while walking down the road to check out the freash  roadkill.
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Dennis
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« Reply #37 on: July 07, 2007, 02:12:44 PM »

If, after using a computer at work to post a birthday greeting for your wife, a coworker asks as you consider the threads in off topic discussion "Does that really say I HAS A PENIS ?" and you answer proudly "Why yes, it certainly does". BounceGiggle
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« Reply #38 on: July 07, 2007, 02:15:43 PM »

If, after using a computer at work to post a birthday greeting for your wife, a coworker asks as you consider the threads in off topic discussion "Does that really say I HAS A PENIS ?" and you answer proudly "Why yes, it certainly does". BounceGiggle

I can provide a lot more...uhm...proud moments for a work environment; much to Andrew's horror. TeddyR
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« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2007, 06:17:33 PM »


Susan!  I actually have a makeshift surround sound system setup in my home office.  I have my various game consoles and DVD player running into a 10 year old Aiwa unit that is hooked up to two floor standing Technic speakers that date back to the late 80s.  I got them from my father when he tried to throw them in the dump about ten years ago or so.  At one time they were hooked up in the back of my car in lieu of back speakers.  Now, they serve well for the surround sound.

And I thought I was the only one that actually owned a pair of Technics anymore...

OMG i will NEVER give up my technics speakers, they are the BEST quality speakers. Granted not pretty with their feaux wood and snap on covers and being monsters, but they never let me down in sound quality.  I had a couple others which were crap, the best part of the whole story is i have the stereo system (stereo, tape player and cd player) they came with. I just can't let them go. You find good quality and you shouldn't. My parents still have their stereo (circa 1975??) with turntable with great quality.  The day i figured out how to hook it up to my dvd/tv was the best day of my freaking life...lol  I have to admit they sound much better than some surrond sound systems i've heard, and when i watch kong, kong is in the room with me....i can feel the tremor of his feet and feel the vibration of the grass moving.
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« Reply #40 on: July 07, 2007, 06:19:03 PM »

Karma to Susan just for being a female who 's into B-movies and other stuff guys loveThumbup

Does that mean she's a lesbian too? Twirling

I was going to totally put a post-script on my message that said "All that and i'm not a lesbian!"

only because i know it's such a stereotype. Yep, there are straight girls who aren't butch or lesbians that like guy stuff too!


Sorry to disappoint  Lookingup
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Dennis
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« Reply #41 on: July 07, 2007, 06:52:18 PM »

Karma to Susan just for being a female who 's into B-movies and other stuff guys loveThumbup

Does that mean she's a lesbian too? Twirling

I was going to totally put a post-script on my message that said "All that and i'm not a lesbian!"

only because i know it's such a stereotype. Yep, there are straight girls who aren't butch or lesbians that like guy stuff too!


Sorry to disappoint  Lookingup

Absolutely true, Poogie grew up with 3 older brothers, so she's always liked guy stuff, hiking/backpacking/camping, fishing, shooting, archery, she's also handy with tools, is good at putting down floor tiles, and is a good carpenter too, and she's definitely not a lesbian

For no apparent reason this thought just occurred to me, "If all homosexual men are gay, are all homosexual women sad ?"
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« Reply #42 on: July 07, 2007, 07:17:37 PM »


Absolutely true, Poogie grew up with 3 older brothers, so she's always liked guy stuff, hiking/backpacking/camping, fishing, shooting, archery, she's also handy with tools, is good at putting down floor tiles, and is a good carpenter too, and she's definitely not a lesbian


Susan, Poogie, that describes my wife, also.  Our first date was going shooting and our third was a 3 day camping trip in the Colorado Rockies in January.  Speaking of carpentry, she did a pretty good job today helping me cut and assembly rafters for the shed we are building the back yard.   Smile

She's tom-boy-esque, but has feminine moments, too.  And she's not a lesbian, either.
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« Reply #43 on: July 07, 2007, 07:52:07 PM »

If I was a girl,I would be a lesbian!  Twirling
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« Reply #44 on: July 08, 2007, 12:01:20 AM »

Susan, I'm sure some guys (a minority maybe but still) are actually happy to hear you're not a lesbian.  So if you're ever in Newfoundland, be sure to look me up  Wink  TeddyR .
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