Different new products you've seen ...

[CheezeFlixz]

Comfort Width Toilet ....

That's right I was remodeling a bathroom and with to pick up a Eljer Titan (with turbo charger) and next to it was a Comfort Width Toilet ... you read that right a Comfort Width Throne. AMERICA, if you ass is so big you've got to buy a jumbo butt size toilet it's time to call Jenny Craig. I couldn't believe it, I'm not surprised, but I just could not believe I was seeing a toilet in custom big ass size. Oh I know there out there, they're big butts everywhere, but when the market demands you "biggie size" or "super size" your potty it time to cut back at the buffet and get a salad and call Jenny, Nutra system, Lipozine something ... just found it odd it would be stock item in a regular ol' Lowe's and not some special order item. After all, biggie sizing your order is a special order right?     

[DodgingGrunge]

Come on!  Where are the pictures!  An over-indulgence in visual media has destroyed my imagination!  You've got a digital camera, right?  Let me see this Opus Latrine you speak of! 

[Jack]

Comfort width toilet + 1 gallon flush capacity = "can we interest you in the built in plunger holder?".   

[CheezeFlixz]

Come on!  Where are the pictures!  An over-indulgence in visual media has destroyed my imagination!  You've got a digital camera, right?  Let me see this Opus Latrine you speak of! 

Close your eyes and envision a regular toilet but about a 6"-1' wider. Now do you have have image? .... good ... no envision someone with a ass about 3 wide setting there squeezing out a floater ... ok got it? .... now is your mind scared for life? I know mine is ...

Like I said it looks like a regular ol toilet .. until you see it next to a regular toilet it's clearly wider.


Elongated bowl
Vitreous China construction
3" flapperless flushing system
Wider seat for comfort
Wider bowl for support
Wider base for easy installation
Standard seat opening for general use
Bowl and seat are in one box
Comfort height at 16"

http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?action=productDetail&productId=44784-73333-44784&lpage=none

[indianasmith]

That's hilarious, dude!!  I remember my wife and I pulling in to Brookshire's (the local grocery chain here in Texas) one time and seeing this HUGE black woman - about 500 pounds if she was an ounce - squatting down and peeing in the parking lot, DIRECTLY IN FRONT of the store's entrance - heck, she was in the angled parking 10 feet from the front windows - giving the customers in the checkout line a soul-scarring eyeful!  I asked the store manager about it later, he said when he told her they had bathrooms in the store, her response was "Dem little bitty toilets are too small for my big black ass!"


He told her she couldn't shop there if she was going to water the parking lot and she stormed out in a huff.  Lucky she didn't eat him, as he as about 120 lbs soaking wet!

[Dennis]

I have occasionally wondered how certain of the larger sized people can fit onto a standard plumbing fixture, now I know. This is a great country, you see a need, you figure out a way to fill it, you can become rich and also earn the thanks of grateful fellow citizens.
 I would also like to say that I think if your butt gets so big you need a special XL size potty then it's time to eat less and exercise more.