The Ultimate Warrior

[Mofo Rising]

Personally, I've always felt the best medium to get one's point across is pro-wrestling.

The Warrior understands this, and that is why he will one day be overlord of this world.

[AnubisVonMojo]

You know Mofo, if you're right, then the man definitely should've made his big for global domination after he gorilla-press slammed Hulk Hogan and won the WWF Heavyweight Title. I think his plan of waiting 15 years isn't quite working out like he'd hoped. It's like Homer putting all of his money into pumpkin stocks and waiting to sell 'em till he thinks they'll peak... sometime around January. 

[Mr. DS]

I had an idea, perhaps we all should come up with a Warrior like tirade off the cuff.  Just spout a bunch of confusing rhetoric such as (and I swear this will be off the top of my head)...

"You fear me mortal for I come from the deepest darkest caverns of the underworld leading to the plains of death and decay.  As you walk in my valley of remorse you too will feel the power of the DarkSider in the ultimate challenge in which the loser will see his body vanquished to the outer rims of the universe for I have the greatest Poooooooowwwwwerrrrr..."


See we all can sound like him...I have to admit it was fun, try it!

[JaseSF]

But to imitate Warrior right, you have to talk about the powers of "destructicity" or something like that.  Actually Warrior is smarter than he looks. He was smart enough to make his fortune in wrestling and get out while the going was good.

[HappyGilmore]

I'd love to put Ultimate Warrior and Macho Man in a room together, if only to hear the nonsense that'd come out of both their mouths.

I used to love both as a kid, but recently, wow.  Add Iron Sheik in that room, and it's comic gold.

[AnubisVonMojo]

I'd love to put Ultimate Warrior and Macho Man in a room together, if only to hear the nonsense that'd come out of both their mouths.

I used to love both as a kid, but recently, wow.  Add Iron Sheik in that room, and it's comic gold.

Oh definitely. It's entertainingly sad the way that Randy Savage is still on this personal vendetta against Hulk Hogan even though the man hasn't set foot into a wrestling ring in years. When he got a little bit of media notice upon the release of his hilarious rap CD, he used that to call out Hulk Hogan at every turn.

I remember seeing him on some Nickelodeon "afternoon show" (you know, they show cartoons with live segments for the kiddies thrown in between to try and make their repeats appealing) where he was interviewed by some random Nick employee who wanted to talk about the guy's album. Savage kept calling out Hogan and telling him to be a man in between shouts of "Ohhhhh yeah!". To prove he was truly insane and not just in regards to Hogan, there was some game held between two groups of kids that were on teams represented by two colors: blue and orange. When Savage was required to pick a team color to decide which of two home viewers would receive a prize when their subsequent team won the competition, Savage said "The black and silver, brutha!", eluding to the colors of his "I still dress in spandex like a wrestler and I'm an old man, but I'm still trying to be 'cool'" outfit. I kid you not, the look the host kid gave him was along the lines of, "Dear God, strike me dead before this Alzheimer steroid-case mistakes me for Hulk Hogan and starts telling me to 'Be a man'...".

Sadly I've never been able to find a clip of this online anywhere, so if anybody has seen this, please link me. It's priceless.

[HappyGilmore]

Macho Man made a cameo appearance on Weird Al's sadly short lived tv show, The Weird Al Show.  In the episode, he busts through a wall to fight Harvey the Wonder Hamster (just a regular sized hamster.)  Macho Man, obviously, loses the match. 

Originally, Macho didn't want to do the show due to his losing to a hamster.  But after being re-assured it was a boy hamster, he appeared.

You can find the clip on Youtube, or the Weird Al Show dvd.

[D-Man]

I remember when Macho and Warrior met up in a "career ending match" at Wrestlemania VII.  I think I still have it on tape somewhere too. 

Anyway, it was actually a pretty damn good match.  When Macho was in his prime, he could have a good match with pretty much anyone, as his more famous match with Ricky Steamboat in WM III will show. 

The Warrior was pretty much just putting on a show as opposed to wrestling most of the time.  When the bell rang, his arsenal was limited mainly to punches and various "power moves" like his gorilla press, and his matches tended to not last very long.  But in WM VII, I think Macho was able to get a lot more out of him, just like when Hulk took him on in WM VI.  Dare I say, the WM VII match may have even been slightly better.  I'd have to dig that tape out and watch it again to be sure.

[venomx]

"How must I prepare you must ask yourself. Should I jump off the tallest building in the world? Should I lay on the lawn and let it run over me with lawnmowers? Should I go to Africa and let it trample me with raging elephants?"

"The family that I live for only breathes the air that smells of combat. With or without the facepaint I am the Ultimate Warrior!"

"I look above to the gods, and when you fall below the skeletons of the Warriors past, the power of the Warriors will become the eighth Wonder of the World!"

~The Ultimate Warrior

[InformationGeek]

*Shakes Head*

This guy certianly is something else.  Made one hell of a comic though...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlGpiZ1Mcfw
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SKRONK!!!

[HappyGilmore]

So, the Warrior's coming out with a 'shoot interview' where he basically rips apart Hulk Hogan, calls him a cocaine addicted dope head, states that Hogan bought drugs for addicted wrestlers to hold power over them, and says he had an open marriage and allowed other wrestlers to bang his wife.

[venomx]

"When they were sewing up the gash in my head, they said 'Warrior, there's a piece of crystal in your head'. I said, 'Leave the crystal. Sew it in. Because within that crystal, Randy Savage, are the memories of everything you have ever accomplished'."

[bob]

*Shakes Head*

This guy certianly is something else.  Made one hell of a comic though...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlGpiZ1Mcfw

SKRONK!!!

even as a kid I knew the comic was trash

related note: it was the first comic I ever read which may explain why I never got into comics

[InformationGeek]

*Shakes Head*

This guy certianly is something else.  Made one hell of a comic though...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlGpiZ1Mcfw

SKRONK!!!

even as a kid I knew the comic was trash

related note: it was the first comic I ever read which may explain why I never got into comics

Yeah, a comic like this can ruin anyone's day or tarnish anyone's love of comics before it begins.

[Olivia Bauer]

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