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« on: July 12, 2007, 01:04:02 AM »

Create a funny caption for this pic from The Slumber Party Massacre.


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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2007, 02:26:22 AM »

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Would you please step a little bit closer?  I'm dreadfully near-sighted.
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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2007, 03:11:24 AM »


Gotta love films directed by feminists... Anyways...


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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2007, 09:42:31 AM »

Killer: "You call that a fire poker? This is a fire poker!"
Woman: "No it's not, that's a power drill."
Killer: "I see you've played Pokery-Drilley before!"

...sorry, I saw the "Bart Vs. Australia" episode of the Simpsons yesterday. Heh.
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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2007, 10:03:25 AM »

Perhaps you're wondering why this drill is sticking out of my chest . . .
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2007, 10:43:05 AM »

Girl:  "Is that a 3/8" shank?"
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« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2007, 10:55:31 AM »

Girl:  This has gone on long enough, we need to get to the beach party!  The deal stands; I wear the Speedo shirt and you wear the Speedo bathing suit and thats FINAL!
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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2007, 01:06:06 PM »

Killer: I see you like to get screwed
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« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2007, 01:17:35 PM »

Girl:  "Hey, just because you caught me in bed with a wine bottle that one night doesn't mean I want to play with that thing!"
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« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2007, 07:00:30 PM »

Girl: So is that 1" deep bore auger or are you just happy to see me?


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Girl: No you twit, I said drill ME with your wood, NOT drill your wood.
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« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2007, 07:46:10 PM »

Girl:  "Hey, just because you caught me in bed with a wine bottle that one night doesn't mean I want to play with that thing!"

haha!  Karma!
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« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2007, 08:41:12 PM »

Create a funny caption for this pic from The Slumber Party Massacre.





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« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2007, 03:07:29 AM »

"No need to be alarmed.  It's only a drill!"

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It was there and I had to take it!
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« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2007, 01:08:14 AM »

What Norm Abrams is really doing in the New Yankee Workshop after hours.
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« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2007, 04:11:11 PM »

I never realized that your drill was so big... let's go put that thing to good use.
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