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« on: July 12, 2007, 02:24:49 AM »

I don't want you guys to drown in my caption enthusiasm, so I'll restrict myself to starting one thread a week.  TeddyR



Eraserhead - dir. David Lynch (1978)
players:  Mary and Henry X

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Mary:  I must admit, I'm not terribly familiar with The Book of Mormon, no.
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2007, 06:14:50 AM »

Mary:  "Didn't I give you money to have your hair cut?"
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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2007, 09:38:20 AM »

Mary: "Damn it Harry, are you trying to scan me again?!"
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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2007, 10:29:34 AM »

Mary:  "I bleached my hair to match the drapes.  Now are you happy?"
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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2007, 10:46:55 AM »

Mary:  "You had me at hello..."
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2007, 12:51:45 PM »

"Kramer from Seinfeld!  So nice to see you!"
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« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2007, 01:11:12 PM »

Or, to go on Ash's post...

"Kramer from Seinfeld!... wow... you're much shorter in person, aren't you?"
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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2007, 01:46:07 PM »

And the staring contest championships are under way!
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« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2007, 03:10:33 PM »


Henry: I'm envisioning 4 numbers do you know what they are?

Mary: Yes, I think so ...

Henry: Well tell me!

Mary: Is it ... 2 ... 4 ... 1 ... 6?

Henry: Egad! Your a genius!

Mary: Oh Henry!

Henry: A candy bar??? Question

Mary: No Henry, you, your pen pocket protector, has got me ... so ... you know.

Henry: Eager to multiply?

Mary: On Henry!

Henry: I'll get my slide rule.
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« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2007, 03:24:24 PM »

She: Yes, Master?
He: Jeannie, I need your help; Dr. Bellows is coming over and he must NOT see me like this.
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« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2007, 03:28:43 PM »

She: Yes, Master?
He: Jeannie, I need your help; Dr. Bellows is coming over and he must NOT see me like this.

LOL, my first thought was "I Dream of Jennie" too. I had a caption about a costume party with her going as Jennie and him as Kramer ... then I opted for the mind reader.
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« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2007, 08:19:57 PM »

She:  "The long nozzle thing on the leaf blower goes downwards, away from you."
Him:  "Well, I'd never used one before."
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« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2007, 11:27:02 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2007, 11:48:07 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2007, 04:49:59 AM »

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