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« on: July 12, 2007, 10:14:46 AM »


Cobra Commander: "Uhm, he who sssssssmellt it delt it?"

or

Roadblock: "I don't know CC, you got it wedged up there pretty far. I think you better explain to Bazooka what you were doing with his namesake while I go find Doc... or Tunnel Rat... yeesh."
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2007, 03:16:39 PM »

Tomb,
Your picture isn't showing up.
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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2007, 03:30:00 PM »

Tomb,
Your picture isn't showing up.


Must of been a silent film.
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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2007, 08:38:36 PM »

Okay, that should work now...
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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2007, 09:43:31 PM »

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Cobra:  Look, nothing personal, I just don't see the Nation of Islam as a legitimate sect of the religion.  We have the words of prophet Mohammad, you have Louis Farrakhan.
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2007, 10:09:05 PM »

"I hope he doesn't confuse me with those losers with the white hoods..."
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« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2007, 10:57:41 PM »

So, two black guys walk in a bar...
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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2007, 10:59:37 PM »

CC to himself: YESS, He's looking at my butt. My manicurist said designer jeans and a little cologne was all I needed to get his attention and it worked. Now, play it cool, relax, did I do my bun excercises this morning? Oh thank god I did, , , He's going to ask me out, I know it I know it I know it. I wonder if he will take me somewhere nice. A nice dinner and some champagne, maybe we'll go dancing. . .

Roadblock to himself: What a nice tight butt, , , I want some of that, , , but He probably wants to go out to eat or some dumb crap like that, , , but, , , it's just dinner, it'd be worth it if that's what it takes to hit that, , , maybe someplace cheap, like Bob's Burger Barn, , A burger, a couple beers, then back to my place. . . .  
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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2007, 11:35:53 AM »

Cobra Commander: I see we have instruct our Crimson Guard that disarming prisoners includes taking away grenades among other things. 
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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2007, 03:10:58 AM »

Stupid "Don't Ask, Don't Tell". I would have guessed Lifeline, or Quick Kick, or Breaker maybe even Shipwreck, but Roadblock? Well he does work out and he dresses like that.

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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2007, 04:59:18 AM »

 Is that your bazooka pokin' me, or are you just happy to see me?
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« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2007, 08:40:41 AM »

The Unknown Comic's attempt at a comeback does not begin well.

Michael Richards' attempt at salvaging his carreer as the the New Unknown Comic fools no one.
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« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2007, 11:52:37 AM »

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« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2007, 03:26:18 PM »

Dude in the back:  "So, your real name is Arnold Finkelstein?"
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