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AnubisVonMojo
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« on: July 12, 2007, 08:52:58 PM »



West: "Damn it Carl, you were teasing the polar bears down at the zoo again, weren't you?!"
Hill: "Herb... I can't... I can't feel my legs, man..."
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2007, 09:11:43 PM »

"Are you SURE this will cure my hiccups?"
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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2007, 09:36:45 PM »

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West:  I'm afraid there were complications during your hysterectomy...
Hill:     Hysterectomy?!?
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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2007, 11:01:38 PM »

We're in the factory where Carlos Mencia's "Pocket Priest" are made.
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 12:06:12 AM »

"Dude, you should quit while you're a head."




(That was inevitable.)
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 04:48:30 AM »

This is the last time I try to bake any Betty Crocker stuff.
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2007, 11:29:39 AM »

So...can I offer you a drink of formaldehyde...
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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2007, 01:58:20 PM »

doctor, be honest...will I be able to play the paino?
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2007, 02:59:15 AM »

It's just a scratch.

So did your audition for The View go as badly as i think?
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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2007, 05:02:34 AM »

" Hey, look on the bright side...you can rent yourself out as a bowling ball!"


...or ....


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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2007, 02:59:36 AM »

Equally inevitable:

The most important thing now is not to lose your head
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« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2007, 10:26:42 PM »

How did I get you? This woman on the street said for $20 she would give me head, , , This isn't exactly what I had in mind either. . .
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« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2007, 10:33:01 PM »

It's just a scratch.

A SCRATCH?!!! Your body's off!
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« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2007, 11:14:37 PM »

It's just a scratch.

A SCRATCH?!!! Your body's off!

To quote a certain black knight, "I'll bite your legs off!"  TeddyR
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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2007, 12:10:05 PM »

Head:  "Well, it's better than the bedpan you had me in before I suppose..."
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