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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!

« on: July 13, 2007, 01:10:43 AM »

At least, I don't think any of you have seen this one. Bonus points if you know or can guess the title, but I'm not telling you what it is. That way, your captions are likely to be more creative.

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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 01:14:48 AM »

"Well, they are pests, but gosh these pixies are pretty when you squish them."

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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 04:05:33 AM »

So wait.  You're telling me that with this magic dust I can become the world's most beloved television and radio psychologist and even call myself Doctor?

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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 07:29:30 AM »

"My... Preciousssssss..."

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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 08:15:03 AM »

Guy with his back turned: "So, yeah doc, I was 'enjoying' myself last night and that's what came out. What do you think it could be and, uhm, do you think you should be handling it like that?"

Other guy: "It's... a... kind... of... maaaaaaaaaaaagic!"

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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 11:27:46 AM »

Behold...the mightiest or most sought after of Chinese finger traps...

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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2007, 12:47:54 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2007, 03:13:01 PM »

The secret to magic isn't pixie dust.  It's fat, bald men.
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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2007, 05:05:00 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2007, 01:40:50 AM »

With these powers, I can finally grow my hair back!  Muh ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2007, 02:56:46 AM »

That's the end of this toupee.

I said "extra crispy" not "original recipe"!

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blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2007, 10:56:30 PM »

I know, but this one's all mine.

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« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2008, 10:01:54 AM »

I got it at Ross!

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« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2008, 10:54:31 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2008, 06:37:54 PM »

"Purty lights!"

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