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« on: July 13, 2007, 03:55:41 PM »




FE FI HOFF FUM...
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 04:12:22 PM »

This is why midgets are terrified of David Hasselhoff...
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 04:18:38 PM »

Not exactly a caption, but this must be a shot of the Hoff in Germany. I've heard he's HUGE over there.  TongueOut
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 04:30:58 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 05:02:58 PM »

Acromegaly: don't let this happen to you!
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 11:03:09 PM »

The last thing a cheeseburger sees during one of Hoff's booze binges.
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« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2007, 01:27:13 AM »

What Pamela Anderson saw while on a break from taping.
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2007, 02:45:39 AM »

A daughter's eye view of Big Dave laying a smackdown on her for filming him on a bender.

The spycam mounted in one of Pam Anderson's implants was operating that morning on the set.
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« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2007, 04:36:02 PM »

Normal people die and they see the Light. I die and I see the Hoff!
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« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2007, 06:49:33 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2007, 05:52:40 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2008, 01:29:55 AM »

Cheeseburger:  NO! NO NO NO NONONONO!
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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2008, 08:09:28 AM »

Why do animals bite people?  Perhaps a visual aid is in order.
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« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2008, 08:11:15 AM »



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