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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« on: July 13, 2007, 03:55:41 PM »


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I know where my towel is.

« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 04:12:22 PM »

This is why midgets are terrified of David Hasselhoff...

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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 04:18:38 PM »

Not exactly a caption, but this must be a shot of the Hoff in Germany. I've heard he's HUGE over there.  TongueOut

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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 04:30:58 PM »

[thought bubble]: What's this?  A dollar?  Nobody's around.  Take it.  Do it.  Yes...

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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 05:02:58 PM »

Acromegaly: don't let this happen to you!

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Jesus H. Chelios!

« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 11:03:09 PM »

The last thing a cheeseburger sees during one of Hoff's booze binges.

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« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2007, 01:27:13 AM »

What Pamela Anderson saw while on a break from taping.

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2007, 02:45:39 AM »

A daughter's eye view of Big Dave laying a smackdown on her for filming him on a bender.

The spycam mounted in one of Pam Anderson's implants was operating that morning on the set.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2007, 12:05:51 PM »

"Hello everyone. Welcome to hell.
Suprised aren't you? We'll be calling your name shortly for your damnation. In the meantime we have some music for your listening pleasure while you wait"
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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2007, 04:36:02 PM »

Normal people die and they see the Light. I die and I see the Hoff!

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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2007, 06:49:33 PM »


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2007, 05:52:40 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2008, 01:29:55 AM »

Cheeseburger:  NO! NO NO NO NONONONO!
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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2008, 08:09:28 AM »

Why do animals bite people?  Perhaps a visual aid is in order.

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2008, 08:11:15 AM »

"Just when you though it was safe to go back on the beach..."

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