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I know where my towel is.

« on: July 13, 2007, 06:58:39 PM »

From this week's new review, The Resurrected.

"Do you know what they told me when I said that decorating the walls with foam mattresses from Ikea was less expensive than buying paint, brushes, and rollers?  They told me that I was mad!"
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 07:41:37 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 08:47:32 PM »

Hmmmm . . .  should I bite a plug out of him or not?

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Pathetic Earthlings

« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 09:57:12 PM »

I told you to keep your hands off me, I warned you to keep your hands off me and you just wouldn't listen would you? You thought I was joking about the straight jacket ... well who's laughing now.

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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 10:06:48 PM »

When the president said, "Remain vigilant... danger is imminent," I don't think this is quite what he meant.

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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 11:13:42 PM »

Jacket Guy: "You son of a b***h..."
Other Guy: "Look John, I thought you wanted me to swallow the key as part of the act. I didn't know I wasn't supposed to swallow it for real! Anyway, what's happened has happened and we've just gotta wait for the Ex-Lax to kick in..."

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2007, 01:16:45 AM »

You'll keep your hands off the damn remote now, won't you?

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My shoelace is untied.....again.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2007, 01:15:59 AM »

Coming out has never been more awkward.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2007, 06:43:58 AM »

Jacket Guy:  OK you made your point, I'll be a better person.  Now PLEASE give me a courtesy flush and if you're done on the toilet get me out of this thing. 

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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2007, 07:43:47 AM »

You could have at least CALLED to tell me you would be home late!  My casserole is completely dried out!

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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2007, 08:19:35 AM »

  Guy in Straight Jacket:" I still love's just that deer at the petting zoo kept flirting with me...and she looked so cute...."

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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2007, 01:45:08 AM »

Guy in jacket: Dude, I'm sorry for that episode back there.  I don't know what came over me.  I mean, I didn't even recognize myself, man.  I mean for what it's worth, I truly, truly deserve this.  And I want to tell, from the bottom of my heart, I LOVE YOU, MAN.

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« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2007, 10:52:23 PM »

Guy in jacket "Uh could you please scratch the end of my nose?"

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« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2008, 09:58:24 AM »

John - But I have to use my hands! You like it better when I use my hands...don't you? Bruce???
Bruce - I'm so high...I have no idea whats goin' on...

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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2008, 06:22:10 AM »


Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
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