Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« on: July 14, 2007, 05:34:14 AM » |
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The producers of Freddy Vs. Jason Part 2; The Virtual Wars let out a huge sigh when they realized it just wasn't going to work.
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AnubisVonMojo
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Jesus H. Chelios!
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« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2007, 09:19:31 AM » |
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"Why does that hockey mask wearing freak get a better game than me? WHY?!"
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"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead "A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons "I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge
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AnubisVonMojo
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Jesus H. Chelios!
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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2007, 09:21:03 AM » |
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"Up, down, up, down... left... A... right... Start... damn you Konami code!"
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"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead "A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons "I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge
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Jordan
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Thunderball Fists?! I can have such a thing?!
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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2007, 12:35:55 PM » |
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Freddy insists on using a joystick even though he owns Nintendo's Power Glove.
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Inyarear
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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!
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« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2007, 08:54:04 PM » |
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"GAME OVER!? I'll show you GAME OVER!!!"
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DodgingGrunge
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Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.
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« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2007, 09:19:35 PM » |
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Judge Ito today ruled in favor of plaintiff Fredrick Kruger in a landmark civil case, charging industry leaders Microsoft and Sony of "bias toward the dual-handed". Microsoft officials have stated their intentions to appeal the verdict, but a representative of Sony has expressed "shameful regret" in "disregarding the mono-handed consumer base". The company plans to release a special joystick later this year.
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++josh;
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dean
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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2007, 09:28:59 AM » |
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And so starts another round of Freddy Vs the 1995-1996 Chicago Bulls.
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Andrew
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I know where my towel is.
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2007, 11:55:32 AM » |
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Newspaper headline: Teen mortality rate lowest in years. Small story on page 4: Video games sales up 10%.
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Andrew Borntreger Badmovies.org
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2007, 01:37:52 PM » |
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And so starts another round of Freddy Vs the 1995-1996 Chicago Bulls.
Karma for that one - made me laugh!!
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"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2007, 11:38:04 PM » |
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Hitting hard times, Freddie found short term contract work as a product tester for an early version of the Nintendo Wii.
Atari's E.T. video game was so bad it drove some to murder.
Aw, Mom! Five more minutes, just 'til I reach the save point!
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blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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BlackAngel75
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eject...eject
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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2007, 01:22:01 AM » |
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Typing: I'm Dreammaster83, what are you wearing?... Where're you from?... Elm Street? Welll, so am I... Wanna meet?
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We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them. -Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
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MeanStreaka4337
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I'll never be a member of ACE with this body.
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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2007, 07:25:14 PM » |
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Hey look, I was able to make myself in Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion.
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I'll Be Back...unless they want to wait another 20 years to do the sequel.
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Wortcov
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the High Inquisitor of bath and wells
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« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2007, 05:45:58 PM » |
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run noobs, or taste the wrath of my über elite skillz!!
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dean
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« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2007, 04:06:30 AM » |
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And so starts another round of Freddy Vs the 1995-1996 Chicago Bulls.
Karma for that one - made me laugh!!
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Poogie
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uuummmmmm.....BOO!
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« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2007, 10:46:49 AM » |
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"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I KNEW I COULD DO IT......................2,000 LIFES AND CLIMBING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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