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Inyarear
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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!


« on: September 22, 2007, 04:31:58 AM »


♫Almost Heaven,♫
♫West Virginia...♫
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IzzyDedjet
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2007, 09:30:26 AM »

You sure it's OK to do this in town, momma?
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Joe the Destroyer
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2007, 03:36:16 AM »

I'm not trying to kiss you, idiot, I'm trying to get that piece of carrot out of your teeth!
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2007, 06:44:47 PM »

This is the best family reunion EVAR, cuz!

or

Even as Marc and Tanya filmed this scene both were fantasizing they were making out with co-star John Amos instead.

Fixed a word, yet again I need to proofread.
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AndyC
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2007, 09:33:51 PM »

"Let's see that beast, master"
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eject...eject


« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2007, 12:42:06 AM »

...You see this pic, and it reminds you of the first time you and your sister did it
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Justy
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2007, 07:59:45 PM »



It's great having a hot divorced Aunt.
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Neville
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« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2007, 07:08:47 AM »

Mmm... Tanya's right arms does look hairy, doesn't it?
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SynapticBoomstick
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2007, 05:57:16 PM »

...if being the son of a cow makes you hot with women.
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Neville
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« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2007, 06:34:38 PM »

...if you watch "Smokey and the Bandit" and you think that's the way to romance Sally Field.
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