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« on: July 18, 2011, 08:03:20 PM »



Don't worry, Jean-Luc.  The secret of your love affair with Wesley will always be safe with me.
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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2011, 08:16:43 PM »

Take it easy, man! Lot's of guy never master the combover. Why d'ya think I wear this stupid hat?
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2011, 11:46:21 PM »


You've only got to swish for 30 more seconds, then you can spit.  Really, a man your age shouldn't be this way at the dentist.
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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2011, 11:48:08 PM »


why did I bet n the Sox?
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« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2011, 05:52:49 AM »




Don't feel bad, Captain.  Impotence happens to the best of us.  We'll try again later.
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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2011, 06:47:12 AM »

Don't worry we'll find your keys. 
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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2011, 08:36:28 AM »

See, if you washed your contacts more often, this would never happen.
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« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2011, 09:05:45 AM »

 

Don't worry, Jean-Luc, Ryker cried after his first time too. He wept like a baby, really.
 
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« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2011, 05:35:24 PM »

All I said was, Rick Berman wants to do a crossover film with all the characters from THE PHANTOM MENACE . . . Jean-Luc?  You OK???
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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2011, 09:30:49 AM »

"Well, if you go around flashing the glare from that thing at people, one of them is bound to hold up a mirror sooner or later."
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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2011, 11:46:18 AM »



Yeah, Pat, that was pretty much my reaction too when I found out that the geniuses in charge were going to do a Deep Space Nine episode featuring Quark in drag.
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