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« on: July 15, 2007, 08:08:19 PM »



Luckily for Johnny, the natives were in the mood for Indian food that fatefull night. 
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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2007, 08:31:01 PM »






Episode 49: Johnny stumbles upon the legendary "Mr T" pigmy tribe
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2007, 08:35:12 PM »

Young man, you stand in violation of this cave's leash ordinance.  And for your sake, I should hope you have a pooper scooper in your satchel...
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2007, 08:36:09 PM »


To make matters worse, Johnny realized Bandit's weak bladder had failed once again.

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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2007, 09:38:01 PM »

For the last time, I'm sorry Bandit did your cat.  Get over it!
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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2007, 12:41:12 AM »

C'mon, just let the dog go, It'll be fun, we haven't had target practice on over a week. .
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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2007, 01:05:22 AM »

The natives' idea of regulating immigration
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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2007, 09:55:10 PM »

Johnny:  "Um, guys?  I think you could probably shorten up those loin-clothes by about two-thirds with no fear of anything sticking out."
Hodji:  "Oh yes, good idea Johny, antagonize the angry tribesman!"
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« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2007, 05:53:28 AM »






Episode 49: Johnny stumbles upon the legendary "Mr T" pigmy tribe


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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2007, 03:10:22 PM »


The boys are about to learn that airport security sure has gotten tough in recent years.
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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2008, 11:27:38 PM »

Gulliver never told me anything about this!
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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2008, 06:54:56 AM »



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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2008, 10:41:00 AM »

Quick!  Offer them some of that Jack Daniels you've got hidden in your backpack!
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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2009, 09:30:32 PM »

Johnny:  "Ok, ok we'll join your stupid tribe.  Where do we shave our heads?"
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« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2009, 11:58:55 PM »

Johnny: Hadji,Who's ides was to go into the Jungle alone without telling Dad or Race?
Hadji: Yours Johnny.
Johnny: Oh (BEEP)
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