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« on: July 15, 2007, 10:35:51 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2007, 10:41:55 PM »

<music>". . . There's a place for us. . ."</music>
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2007, 11:01:16 PM »

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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2007, 11:21:28 PM »

Sadly, not the worst blind date either one would have that week.

Charlie Brown's "awkward teen years" were even rougher than expected.

Finding out what Donald Trump's scalp really looked like wasn't worth it for poor Sandra.
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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2007, 01:09:03 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2007, 02:39:24 AM »

Unfortunately, Helen Keller wasn't quite tall enough to "see" just whom she was about to marry.
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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2007, 11:31:32 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2007, 07:23:50 PM »

And that's just my head.


Sorry thats the best one I can think of right now.
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« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2007, 08:00:09 PM »

Janet's friends knew that she was a Lego-maniac, but did not understand the depth of her addiction until she introduced them to her fiancé.

By the way, Menard's almost made me spit out my milk.
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2007, 08:14:46 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2007, 10:41:27 PM »

And he readies for the chokeslam!
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« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2007, 06:33:38 AM »




Janet braced herself to say "I do" as her mother looked on. The Arranged marriage was dads idea...
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« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2007, 02:29:21 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2007, 10:17:50 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2007, 11:28:23 PM »



"When Big Toe Transplants Go Wrong!"

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