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« on: July 17, 2007, 03:18:33 AM »

Damn!  Doesn't she look hideous?   Buggedout
Create a funny caption for this classic shot from Mommie Dearest


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« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2007, 06:41:39 AM »

This isn't my dress!  I'm going to sue for $54M!
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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2007, 09:58:13 AM »

<Insert sound of completely unexpected, brutally powerful explosive diarrhea>
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2007, 10:01:08 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2007, 11:25:21 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2007, 12:20:40 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2007, 05:10:47 PM »

Monica Lewinksy's mother did not react well to finding a stain on the dress her daughter borrowed.
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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2007, 07:36:47 PM »

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Monica Lewinksy's mother did not react well to finding a stain on the dress her daughter borrowed.

Lol, Classic. . .
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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2007, 07:53:48 PM »

(Singing): "I see a little silhouette of a man SCARAMOUCHE, SCARAMOUCHE can you do the fandango . . . "
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« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2007, 01:44:41 AM »

Monica Lewinksy's mother did not react well to finding a stain on the dress her daughter borrowed.

That's coldblooded, man.  Karma
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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2007, 02:03:39 AM »

The family dog keep leaving "surprises" around the house.

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« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2007, 05:57:01 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2007, 09:55:38 AM »

LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I TOLD YOU MY X CAME BACK AS A DRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2007, 10:15:27 PM »

Joan Crawford: screaming zombie berserker and designer of children's formal wear.
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« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2007, 11:35:37 PM »



"Next On The Real World, "Ragan (Exorcist)", Will Apologize For The Green Pea Soup On Amanda's Great Grandma's Wedding Dress." 

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