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« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2007, 11:58:16 AM »


Joan Crawford failed to grasp the concept of SHOUT stain remover.
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen


« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2007, 04:08:35 PM »

KAAAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
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« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2007, 10:55:55 PM »

A PLEDGE PIN?!?  ON YOUR UNIFORM?!?!
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eject...eject


« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2007, 01:43:44 AM »

It seems one of the side effects of Zantaxodryl has finally kicked in.
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.


« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2007, 01:14:30 AM »

OH, SO MY LITTLE GIRL IS SELLING MARY KAY NOW IS SHE!? I GUESS SHE'S JUST TOO GOOD FOR MAX FACTOR, OF WHICH I AM WEARING THE FACE-BLUING FOUNDATION!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME IT DOESN'T MAKE ME LOOK BEAUTIFUL!? HUH!? HUH!? AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!
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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)


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« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2007, 02:44:11 PM »

The way Malcom from "Malcom in the Middle" sees his Mom.
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« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2007, 03:25:40 PM »




Knocked up!? KNOCKED UP!!

I'll show you how mommy should have taken care of "KNOCKED UP"!!!
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« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2007, 10:38:14 PM »

ms oyl gets peeved when she discovers that olive has been running around with a few sailors.
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« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2007, 06:22:06 PM »

(Singing): "I see a little silhouette of a man SCARAMOUCHE, SCARAMOUCHE can you do the fandango . . . "

Karma for you on that one.

Sadly Christina became a skeleton after Joan become Scorpion and did his classic fatality.
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« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2007, 07:19:46 PM »

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
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« Reply #25 on: September 24, 2007, 09:10:16 PM »

I PITY THE FOO!
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2007, 08:23:07 PM »



DON'T LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP!!
EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!

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« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2007, 11:16:12 PM »

Don'y you sass me!! I'm still a better mother than either of the Spears girls...!!!
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« Reply #28 on: January 01, 2008, 10:37:46 AM »

Faye Dunaway almost starred in Scanners, but the studio opted for Michael Ironside instead.
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #29 on: January 01, 2008, 08:39:55 PM »

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