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« on: July 22, 2007, 11:20:33 AM »

As our part of this weekend's monster Bad Movie Beach Party roundtable, we'd like to not only bring you the following massive update, but also welcome fellow forum poster Dodging Grunge to the "family"! As for those updates...

SEE a beach that eats people in Blood Beach!
SEE a shapeshifting shaman killing young people in Death Curse of Tartu!
SEE Kurt Russell surf in Escape From L.A.!
SEE the kaiju volleyball in Godzilla Vs. the Sea Monster!
SEE horny mutant salmon from death row in Humanoids From the Deep!
SEE the 300th rip-off of Alien in Leviathan!
SEE all this and more at The Tomb of Anubis!

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2007, 10:44:27 AM »

I do want to give props to Brother R for his use of the word "canoodling" in his review.  Good grief but that had me cracking up for some reason.

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