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DodgingGrunge
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« on: July 18, 2007, 05:22:27 PM »



Return of the Living Dead - dir. Dan O'Bannon (1985)
players (left to right):  Trash, Suicide

Quote from: Suicide
Ergo, an equatorial continental distribution could facilitate the commencement of a Snowball Earth event...  Hey, are you even listening?!
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Jesus H. Chelios!


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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2007, 05:33:26 PM »

"You're kiddin me, right? I got so many f*cking pieces of metal shoved through those things I couldn't feel it if you set 'em on fire."
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2007, 08:49:17 PM »

Trash:  Don't move...a certain piercing is caught on your belt...
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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2007, 08:57:44 PM »



July 2008: Verizon launches it's new FIOS promotional campaign
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« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2007, 10:22:13 PM »

But, Soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. . . .
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« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2007, 10:31:42 PM »

"You're kiddin me, right? I got so many f*cking pieces of metal shoved through those things I couldn't feel it if you set 'em on fire."

LOL!! Karma for that one.   Cheers
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« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2007, 10:42:18 PM »

What do most guys do when a naked woman touches them?  Why, air guitar, of course!
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« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2007, 11:13:24 PM »

What do most guys do when a naked woman touches them?  Why, air guitar, of course!


Well yeah, why did you think she was rubbing on him in the first place?  Wink

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« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2007, 01:32:12 AM »

July 2008: Verizon launches it's new FIOS promotional campaign "Do not take no for an answer"

Susan, you clever lil' scamp you.  Haha.  Karma++;
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« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2007, 03:39:25 AM »

I told you in this heat you'd stick to leather.
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« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2007, 07:58:16 AM »

Guy:  "It's always sex with you isn't it?  How come we can never just snuggle?"
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« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2007, 10:25:54 AM »

But, Soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. . . .

Karma for the Shakespeare quote . . .


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« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2007, 08:07:59 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2007, 08:11:35 PM »

Damnit women it's been over 4 hours I need to seek medical attention.
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« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2007, 03:39:54 PM »

Trash: Oh Suicide, you're my oddly pierced, hairless knight in shining armor.
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I'll Be Back...unless they want to wait another 20 years to do the sequel.
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