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« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2007, 07:17:10 PM »

What I really hate is that the tagline on the poster says "They're back and bigger than ever!"  WOW, THAT MUST HAVE TAKEN FOREVER TO COME UP WITH!  I swear to God, everyone in the world of advertising is a complete idiot, or at least the s**theads who have the final say.

When it should say ...

We're regurgitating this crap one more time with a new hip urban twist to milk a few more bucks out it. Cuz we be needin' sum bling bling! Yo.
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« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2007, 08:34:31 PM »

The EXORCIST sequels.
The TWO JAKES  Bluesad
the American remake of GODZILLA  hot
the 1980's version of KING KONG
Any movie with Pauly Shore...in fact,Pauly Shore is unneccesary! Is there a reason for him being in show biz at all? Question
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« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2007, 08:41:17 PM »

Most of the movies based on video games.  Most of them were just bad.  I watched Street Fighter today and I knew going in it was bad, and when it was over I was like, wow that sucked.  I took a small break from Bride of the Monster which I hope to finish tonight.
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« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2007, 09:24:43 PM »

I think the remake of the Planet of the Apes by Tim Burton.  I mean, what did he add or possibly want to add to the story?  Classics that are well made, do not need to be remade.
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« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2007, 09:38:35 PM »

Terminator 3 - Not that it was a bad film, but I thought the story was told nicely, with a satisfying ending, in the first two.
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« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2007, 04:32:48 PM »

SCROOGED (1988) who would have guessed looking at this heartless bore that Bill Murray would become one of the greatest screen presences of the last 20 years?  I know some people love this film, and though there are funny parts, my apologies:  It stinks. 

PSYCHO (1998) pointless remake
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« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2007, 05:12:04 PM »

PSYCHO (1998) pointless remake

Thumbdown Psycho was an utterly pointless remake as it was recreated virtually frame-by-frame.  Which reminds me, everything Gus Van Sant has done since (and including) the Hansen music video was pointless.

The works of William Shakespeare have been rehashed for 400 years now.  Let him die!  I think the last of the possibilities were nailed down with Troma's Tromeo & JulietTeddyR

While we're on the subject of classic literature, it's time to bury Jane Austin and Charles Dickens as well.
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« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2007, 07:20:47 PM »

How about The Simpsons movie?  Shouldn't they have made it about ten years back when the show was still funny enough for people to want to see a movie?
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« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2007, 07:40:53 PM »

Stop or my mom will shoot!:  I know the Golden Girls were very popular at one time but please...Estelle Getty!?!? Buggedout

Cop and a Half: Possibly one of Burt Reynold finest "yeah i know i know, but i could use a few bucks" films which is right up there with:

Six Pack: with lovable Kenny Rogers Lookingup this was just painful.

Rocky 4: Ok so here we have a superhuman russian that can punch in excess of 1000 psi and who better to stop him than a broken down old wreck from Philly that was already having health problems.

Nightmare on Elm Street #4 - #210 the first one was awesome the second was a lil shaky and the dream warriors were cool but please enough is enough already.

Dawn of the Dead (remake): The original was a sheer classic so by all means lets make it all hip and fresh with a cast who are so unlikeable i honestly didn't care when they all died at the end.

Swamp Thing 2: not even Heather Locklear could save this crapfest.
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« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2007, 09:24:55 PM »

Another movie that is coming is Bratz, based on the toy line of the same name. Parents of daughter, shield them.  Do not let them see the trailer, or they will bug you and beg and plead you to take them.
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« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2007, 10:53:34 PM »

The upcoming UNDERDOG movie.

Jason "Who Used to Not Suck" Lee is Shoeshine/Underdog, Peter Dinklage ("The World's Most Handsome Dwarf!") is Simon Barsinister, and Patrick Warburton is Cad.

However, if this means the rotting corpse of Wally Cox claws its way out of the grave to eat the brain of whatever Bozo greenlighted this, I'm all for it.  Thumbup





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« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2007, 05:01:20 PM »

Any recent remake.

Any future remake.
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« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2007, 07:30:22 AM »

Anaconda: Search for the Blood Orchid (or whatever the hell it was called). All it did was dredge up memories of the first Anaconda and put everyone in a cranky mood.

Highlander 2! Not since the Star Wars prequels has an entire movie theater said "What the f**k?" at the same time.
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« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2007, 09:23:55 AM »

How about The Simpsons movie?  Shouldn't they have made it about ten years back when the show was still funny enough for people to want to see a movie?


I think Matt Groening will give to all simpsons fans what we're asking for all those years of bad seasons: the best episode of all.

talking about unnecesary movies: ACE VENTURA 3, one good new: is without Jim Carrey, one bad new: is with him:



WHY???!!!
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« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2007, 03:11:18 PM »

Any movie based on TV show or a video game(Super Mario Brothers??)or a cartoon..                              The remake of THE STEPFORD WIVES..the update of THE HONEYMOONERS..Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles remake...the movie version of the Broadway play based on the movie THE PRODUCERS..same goes for HAIRPSPRAY..How about BEWITCHED??? Or DUDLEY DO-RIGHT??? Sequels for Die Hard,Terminator,Alien,Predator,Friday the 13th,Rush Hour,Lethal Weapon.....I heard many years ago that they were filming the big screen version of Gilligan's Island,but luckily,it didn't see the light of day. Cheers
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