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We're all just victims of circumstance

« on: July 20, 2007, 12:39:24 PM »


And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Jesus H. Chelios!

« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2007, 10:09:39 PM »

Kirk: "12 Tribbles?! Curses, bested by a subordinate! And a female too! Damn it, this is most uncomfortable I've ever been..."
Spock: "Making sport of the rectal insertion of rodents? Highly illogical... but somehow intriguing."
Bones: "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a Jaws of Life! You're on your own for this one!"
Scotty: "Ah crap, there goes my record..."
Chekov: "Haha, easiest 30 credits I ever made!"
Uhura: "Boys, never play a woman's game. Now pay up and leave a lady to her privacy."


"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge
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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2007, 10:00:10 PM »

Uhura:  Yeah it was me...I farted.  Want to make something of it?

I bent my wookie!
Yes, it's true, absolutely true. I am a
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2007, 10:34:53 PM »

Spock, "Captain, I think we should boldly go where no man has gone before, the female nudist colony on Alpha Zeta IV"
Kirk "Excellent idea Mr. Spock"
Uhura "You morons would jump a dead alligator if you got the chance, or a live one if you could get some one to hold the tail"

Science claims that hydrogen, because there is so much of it, is the building block of the universe, I dispute this, there is plenty more stupidity, and that is the building block of the universe.  Frank Zappa
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2008, 10:35:54 PM »

See? Nurse Chapel is on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine!

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2008, 11:18:18 PM »

Kirk: I wonder if Lieutenant Uhura will join me again in that set of hot tubs I've got set up in the forward observation deck?  Hmmmm...I'll have to stop by quarters and pick up the Cialis beforehand, don't want another embarrassment like that last time Nurse Chapel and I shacked up...

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha

« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2008, 11:22:10 PM »

Anybody:  Join the club, we get velour uniforms.  It's real velour, just let yourself go.

Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2008, 04:43:21 PM »

Chekhov: Did I mention I like my vomen the vay I like my coffee?
Uhura: Every five minutes.
Scotty: Laddy, we really have to get you laid.
Kirk: It's been a whole hour since I last got laid.
Bones: Jim, you old dog.
Spock: Most Illogical.

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