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« on: July 21, 2007, 04:08:56 PM »



Don't vrhworry baby I can't get in trouble dating you, I'm da Govena rememba. 
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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2007, 05:22:26 PM »

Quote from: Terminator
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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2007, 09:18:39 PM »

NOW!  Use the force, girl!
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2007, 09:54:44 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2007, 12:55:50 AM »

Nellie Olsen gets ready to prove to Arnold she's the bigger badass.
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« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2007, 01:05:41 AM »

When Arnold gets out of office, Terminator vs. Children of the Corn.
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« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2007, 06:39:39 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2007, 07:24:08 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2007, 11:39:07 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2007, 11:19:14 AM »

Arnold was slowly realizing that he had made a horrible mistake in sponsoring the Young Miss Sauerkraut pageant.
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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2007, 12:22:26 PM »

vood yoo like to zee my noo ventriliquist act? I vorked real haad on it, thees vay I dont have to be the pupet any moore. . .
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« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2008, 10:25:53 AM »

They found her right eye pretty quickly, but her left eye took hours...
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« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2008, 07:43:27 PM »

The love child of Ah-Nuld and Irma Bunt.
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« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2008, 09:05:03 PM »

"Kuato never said he had a sister."

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« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2008, 09:57:35 PM »



I just asked what "UFIA" meant!  You didn't have to demonstrate!
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