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trekgeezer
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« on: July 21, 2007, 09:34:00 PM »

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And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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Jesus H. Chelios!


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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2007, 09:53:00 PM »

Maria Shriver undergoes radical surgical procedure to finally put hubby Arnold in his place.
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eject...eject


« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2007, 01:21:25 AM »

I thought you said that once you become Govenor, you would get me my green card.
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« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2007, 03:25:09 AM »

You sure got a purty mouth.
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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2007, 04:17:50 AM »

Quote from: Arnold
Now do you believe me?  One eye is green, the other is blue.
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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2007, 06:12:05 AM »

Ahm sorry my  dear, I would kiss you...but you have no lips!
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2007, 06:25:23 AM »

Yes, just like I feared Mr. S.  you're going to need root canal work done stat.  Nurse Wilson please cancel the rest of my appointments for the afternoon and prepare the anesthetic....
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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2007, 09:50:22 AM »

Due to an unfortunate calibration problem with the universal translator, the Predator understood the phrase as "Never look a gift Norse in the mouth."
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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?


« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2007, 10:10:56 PM »

Change the **&*%$# helmet law and put a lane for bikers on the %%$%#*@ freeways NOW!!
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Science claims that hydrogen, because there is so much of it, is the building block of the universe, I dispute this, there is plenty more stupidity, and that is the building block of the universe.  Frank Zappa
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2007, 01:20:06 AM »

Arnold swore to never go to another Comic-Con if he got out of this alive.
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« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2007, 08:56:48 PM »


I am NOT in the closet!  Fishnets and Dreadlocks are MALE fashions where I come from!!
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« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2007, 03:57:53 PM »

" Just what I thought, you've been using those white strips."
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« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2007, 09:51:01 AM »

Yup. Front bicuspids gotta go. Now, lets aim "Mr. Laser"...
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« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2007, 01:45:31 AM »

I can fix the nose and the chin, but I can't do a thing about your accent.
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Science claims that hydrogen, because there is so much of it, is the building block of the universe, I dispute this, there is plenty more stupidity, and that is the building block of the universe.  Frank Zappa
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« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2007, 04:34:09 PM »

What's this I hear about you trying crack down on illegal aliens in California?
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I bent my wookie!
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