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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2009, 11:45:35 PM »

S & M in the Old West was not very erotic at all.
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2012, 01:27:02 AM »

"Okay, Sheriff. We gonna f*** ya now..."

"...but we gonna f*** ya slow!"
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2012, 03:40:28 PM »

"See, I told you Michael Myers was being played by John Wayne!"

"Wait, hold on... Donald Pleasance?  What are you doing in a Western?"

"Beats me... why is everything in black and white??"

TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2012, 12:22:21 PM »

" I'm telling you guys, if we diaper the cows it'll make everyone's life easier."
  " Ed, have you been drinking the saddle soap again?"

 Ed belches loudly:  " .........No."

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« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2012, 03:52:56 PM »

Look....we'll disguise you as a Roman and they'll never know the difference.

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
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