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Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.

« on: July 25, 2007, 01:36:30 AM »

Gun Crazy (1949)  -  dir. Joseph Lewis
players (left to right) - Annie Laurie Starr, Bart Tare, Packet

Quote from: Annie Laurie
Smell my finger, handsome?  You'll never guess where it's been.

Yes, it's true, absolutely true. I am a
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2007, 08:28:59 AM »

Kiss my hand like a proper gentleman or I'll shoot you in the gilhoullies.

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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2007, 11:52:50 AM »

"You want ME to get in THAT car with both of you and go WHERE?"

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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2007, 03:08:12 PM »

You know the sign language for "Get bent you primitive screwheads"? 


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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2007, 05:33:01 AM »

  Early example of 'gangsta' hand signals,being used by Emenem's Gramma.

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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2007, 11:56:28 AM »

Rare archival photo of Dr. Evil's mother

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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2007, 12:12:22 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2007, 05:37:29 PM »

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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2007, 10:19:28 PM »

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2007, 10:36:03 PM »

Fine, smartasses! How do you do the Safety Dance?

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2007, 06:46:36 AM »

Hello fellas!  Welcome to The Back Door Club and oh lucky you its Village People Night!  If its going to be just you two lovebirds, follow me to a table!

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« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2007, 07:19:50 AM »

"Menage -a - what?"

And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2007, 09:38:46 AM »

Archive photo of Judy Garland's failed screen test for the role of the Tin Man.
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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2007, 09:13:45 AM »

Look boys, see these two fingers; unless you're bigger quit wasting my time.

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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!

« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2007, 02:16:51 AM »

That's nothing, city slicker. Mine is twelve inches long and literally made of steel!
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