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« on: July 26, 2007, 12:53:34 AM »

It's not a B-movie scene, but it's a funny pic.
Come up with a good caption for it.

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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2007, 05:09:57 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2007, 05:26:23 AM »

 The "fumunda cheese' grater.

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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2007, 07:10:33 AM »

Nothing beats the taste of grated children on a Triscuit!

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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2007, 08:44:35 AM »

Timmy was about to realize the magnitude of his misunderstanding of the phrase:
"Grate slide!"

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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2007, 03:21:08 PM »

I like children but I wouldn't eat a whole one.

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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2007, 03:42:50 PM »


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« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2007, 04:36:59 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2007, 05:13:33 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2007, 09:12:26 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2007, 09:45:30 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2007, 08:49:25 PM »

At this point in time little Steven finally realized what it would be like to be a piece of cheese.
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« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2007, 05:28:02 PM »

Mmmmm, there's nothing better on top of a heaping bowl of entrail spaghetti than child and only freshly grated will do!

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