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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2007, 02:48:46 PM »

 I'm  not cheese!

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« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2007, 04:09:53 PM »

sometimes cheese just has to grate itself
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« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2007, 11:04:34 PM »

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« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2007, 03:27:55 PM »

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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2007, 09:21:16 AM »

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« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2008, 07:25:00 PM »

It looks like another villain is loose in Gotham City! Batman and Robin have just arrived on the scene:

Robin: Hole-y slides, Batman! I've never seen anything like this!
Batman: Hey, could you please stop with the awful puns? They grate on my nerves.
Robin: Well, obviously they're not as cheesy as yours!
Batman: *Groan!* Well Robin, you're right; these puns are bad any way you slice them.
Robin: *Double Groan*
Bystander: Aren't you going to save that kid?!!
Batman: Why? He's not in danger unless he's made of cheese! Since he's obviously not made of cheese he should glide right over unscath...
Batman: Hmm. I think now would be a good time for me to check out that timeshare I have in the Galapagos.
Robin: Wait for me!

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« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2008, 10:08:55 PM »

If the kids want to play on the slide, hate to think what the jungle gym is like...


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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2008, 10:25:26 PM »

A slide like that would do wonders for a person's hemorrhoids.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2008, 09:03:02 PM »

lol i forgot about this caption.

Looks like the way the willy wonka movie should have ended...
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« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2008, 05:44:55 PM »

It's not the slide that hurts, it's the pool of aftershave at the bottom.

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« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2009, 11:44:21 PM »

"Man, this slide is HOT! I can't imagine it getting any worse!"
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