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« on: July 26, 2007, 08:20:40 AM »

         
                                               That's it, I'm never eating sushi again!
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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2007, 08:47:50 AM »

Tragically, John's nuclear acne prevented him from achieving his dream job of Playgirl centerfold.
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2007, 09:05:45 AM »

soylent green is me!!   
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2007, 11:16:50 AM »

Kenny Rogers emerges after his latest plastic surgery adventure. 
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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2007, 01:48:38 PM »

Where'd you say you got your dentistry degree?
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Dennis
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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2007, 02:34:41 PM »

Unfortunately due to orthodontic problems Charles never quite succeeded in turning that frown upside down.
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eject...eject


« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2007, 03:33:12 PM »

Amazingly, the fat from Starr Jones' gastoric sugery came to life.
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uuummmmmm.....BOO!


« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2007, 03:46:39 PM »

" I knew these Halloween teeth wouldn't help............shouldn't have eaten the lips."
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« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2007, 07:13:08 AM »

Only in the privacy of his own home did Dick Cheney feel comfortable showing his true face.
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« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2007, 07:31:45 AM »

Norbert Schumaker put his abundance of ear wax to use, sculpting a ten foot bust of his mother in law.  Surely now his wife would forgive him...
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« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2007, 09:37:18 AM »

Recently released from rehab, Britney Spears is seen in a rare photo without her make-up on.
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« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2007, 09:43:44 AM »

Estiban felt rather put out when Michael Moore left cut his cameo from "Sicko".
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« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2007, 08:53:45 PM »

 The Michilin Tireman's evil cousin.
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« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2007, 05:35:40 PM »

This scene was cut from the original Reefer Madness when it was realized that nobody, not even the most paranoid and hardcore of conservative, is naive enough to actually believe excessive marijuana usage will turn into... well... that.
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« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2007, 11:38:57 PM »

Jim Belushi rises to face another day.
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