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« on: July 26, 2007, 03:18:16 PM »


Pardon me, but you seem to have dropped your arm.
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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2007, 03:26:43 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2007, 03:29:37 PM »

 the black knight is not evil, he is just emo.... Bluesad



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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2007, 03:50:37 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2007, 04:23:04 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2007, 04:30:08 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2007, 04:32:02 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2007, 12:53:41 AM »

Pick that up right now or I'll ticket you for littering.
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« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2007, 01:24:56 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2007, 01:47:17 AM »

Damn I threw my shoulder out again, could you give me a hand?
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« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2007, 03:41:26 AM »

"I say old chap, could you give me a hand"
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« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2007, 09:41:55 AM »

Its accidents like this make sword control popular,you know.
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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2007, 12:14:15 PM »


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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2007, 12:32:26 PM »

You know it's really hard to beat the original line from the movie ...

Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't!
King Arthur: Well, what's that then?
King Arthur: I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
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« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2007, 12:54:07 PM »

You know it's really hard to beat the original line from the movie ...

Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't!
King Arthur: Well, what's that then?
King Arthur: I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
That its true, although some of these are pretty funny too.
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