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We're all just victims of circumstance

« on: July 27, 2007, 02:48:58 PM »

Could you help me get out of this thing, I really gotta pee!

And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.

« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2007, 03:25:41 PM »

Quote from: Robophone
I'm sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed.  Please hang up and try again.

Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2007, 04:01:56 PM »

Your time on the meter expired two minutes ago, prepare to die.

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18 Year Veteran

« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2007, 04:48:32 PM »

"Gimme some sugar, baby!"
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2007, 05:06:08 PM »

Have a nice day.  Failure to do so will result in your immediate destruction.

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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2007, 08:07:26 PM »

Does somebody need a hug?

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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2007, 08:21:55 PM »

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2007, 08:57:03 PM »

"Wow. You weren't kidding when you said you'd bring protection.."
Yes, it's true, absolutely true. I am a
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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2007, 09:21:40 AM »

Mr. Foreman, per Eric's instructions I will now kick your butt.
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Science claims that hydrogen, because there is so much of it, is the building block of the universe, I dispute this, there is plenty more stupidity, and that is the building block of the universe.  Frank Zappa
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2007, 02:05:03 AM »

I think you're gonna need a remote to close your garage door down there.

We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2007, 04:30:03 PM »

I can't have an affair with you.  What if the refrigerator finds out?

I bent my wookie!
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Jesus H. Chelios!

« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2007, 05:20:28 PM »

"I apologize, but maybe now you'll agree with me that it's 'ketchup' and not 'catsup'. Here, let me help you clean up."

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2007, 11:41:57 PM »

The studio heads regretted hiring Paul Verhoven to direct the sequel to Brokeback Mountain when the first dailies came back.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2008, 06:59:30 PM »

RC - Look deep into my eye-slit and tell me what you see...
BG - I don't see nuthin! And you need a breath mint sumthin fierce!

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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2008, 09:45:08 PM »

Mr. President, you promised me 500,000 Federation Credits to rescue Captain Kirk and Doctor McCoy!  But that check you gave me bounced like last week's Happy Meal!

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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