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trekgeezer
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« on: July 27, 2007, 02:48:58 PM »

Could you help me get out of this thing, I really gotta pee!
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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2007, 03:25:41 PM »

Quote from: Robophone
I'm sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed.  Please hang up and try again.
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2007, 04:01:56 PM »

Your time on the meter expired two minutes ago, prepare to die.
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2007, 04:48:32 PM »

"Gimme some sugar, baby!"
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2007, 05:06:08 PM »

Have a nice day.  Failure to do so will result in your immediate destruction.
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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2007, 08:07:26 PM »

Does somebody need a hug?
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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2007, 08:21:55 PM »

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2007, 08:57:03 PM »




"Wow. You weren't kidding when you said you'd bring protection.."
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Dennis
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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?


« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2007, 09:21:40 AM »

Mr. Foreman, per Eric's instructions I will now kick your butt.
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eject...eject


« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2007, 02:05:03 AM »

I think you're gonna need a remote to close your garage door down there.
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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2007, 04:30:03 PM »

I can't have an affair with you.  What if the refrigerator finds out?
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2007, 05:20:28 PM »

"I apologize, but maybe now you'll agree with me that it's 'ketchup' and not 'catsup'. Here, let me help you clean up."
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2007, 11:41:57 PM »

The studio heads regretted hiring Paul Verhoven to direct the sequel to Brokeback Mountain when the first dailies came back.
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.


« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2008, 06:59:30 PM »

RC - Look deep into my eye-slit and tell me what you see...
BG - I don't see nuthin! And you need a breath mint sumthin fierce!
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2008, 09:45:08 PM »

Mr. President, you promised me 500,000 Federation Credits to rescue Captain Kirk and Doctor McCoy!  But that check you gave me bounced like last week's Happy Meal!
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