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« on: July 27, 2007, 04:55:27 PM »

In celebration of the update to The Terror of Tiny Town.



"Oh yeah, well I just happen to have six feet of whoopass in my pocket!"
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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2007, 05:02:10 PM »

Network executives cancelled THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING LAWMAN after the first episode tanked with viewers . . .
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2007, 05:27:52 PM »

We wish to welcome you to Munchin Land...b*tch...
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2007, 08:24:11 PM »

I might be SHORT, but I make up for it in LENGTH, , Here, Let me show you. . .
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2007, 09:59:41 PM »

I was thinking along the same lines as ghouck....

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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2007, 08:42:21 AM »

Quote
I don't care how big your gun is, I'm not giving you a piggyback ride.
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2007, 09:24:09 AM »

Ever see a one eared elephant?
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2007, 01:55:03 AM »

Tatoo and Joey C in heaven.
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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2007, 01:57:22 AM »

You come down here and call me a Lollipop Kid again and see what happens.
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2007, 12:02:56 PM »

In our next episode Pistol Pete and his handy sidekick Slowdraw corner and capture the giant Tuxedo Bandit.
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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2007, 05:24:47 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2007, 12:03:01 AM »

How'd you figure out I took took those little booze bottles from the mini fridge, anyway?
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« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2007, 02:57:33 PM »

How's the weather up there? FREAK!
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« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2007, 07:38:54 PM »

I may be short, but your wife was calling my name last night!
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« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2007, 02:38:48 PM »

I represent the Lollipop Guild AND the Ass-Kicking Guild - which do you want first, stretch?
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