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« on: July 27, 2007, 07:03:31 PM »

This is from my review of Goliath And The Dragon;


"Don't tell my horse,  my achy breaky horse...I just don't think he'd understand..."
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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2007, 09:01:23 PM »

I saw the most impressive mullet I have ever seen today . . . on a WOMAN!!! Only in Texas - I mean, the front was spiked and the ducktail part went most of the way down her back - she was also sporting an impressive amount of ink on her body.  I was afraid . . . .




oh, yeah, the caption:


No one had ever informed the people of the small Arkansas town of the dangers of inbreeding with their livestock . . .
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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2007, 09:57:43 PM »

"Who just called me a rrrreeeeeaaadneck?"

Ok, that doesn't translate well typed, so read it to yourself as a neighing horse. 
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2007, 08:45:32 AM »

Recent evidence suggests Neanderthals went extinct, in part, because they insisted on wearing the entire animal, versus just the hide.
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2007, 10:14:15 PM »

I saw the most impressive mullet I have ever seen today . . . on a WOMAN!!! Only in Texas - I mean, the front was spiked and the ducktail part went most of the way down her back - she was also sporting an impressive amount of ink on her body.  I was afraid . . . .



Only in Texas?  You've obviously never been to Spokane, WA.
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2007, 01:46:07 AM »

By the Gods!  Look at the time; I'll be late for the Kentucky Derby.
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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2007, 04:32:46 PM »

Hmmm...I guess my hair isn't the only thing half-assed about me.
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« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2007, 11:47:21 PM »

I saw the most impressive mullet I have ever seen today . . . on a WOMAN!!! Only in Texas - I mean, the front was spiked and the ducktail part went most of the way down her back - she was also sporting an impressive amount of ink on her body.  I was afraid . . . .



Only in Texas?  You've obviously never been to Spokane, WA.

Or Alabama. She'd be a prime catch with the ubermullet and the ink.

Caption:

Otis took the term "horsepower" a little too literally while in trade school.
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« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2007, 11:46:26 AM »


"I'll be your number one with a mullet..."
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« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2007, 02:52:24 PM »

It all started when I was five at my first rock concert.
"Mummy! I want a mullet!"
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« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2007, 04:55:52 PM »

Mr. Ed desperatly hoped the Wizard would not return to compleat the transformation.
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« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2007, 06:46:21 PM »

I feel so pretty, so pretty.
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« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2007, 07:23:41 PM »

"i`ll do anything to distract people that i`m half horse"
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« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2007, 02:54:05 PM »

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS1OZg39Ylo
I also consulted a further reference on this subject...
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« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2007, 06:54:09 PM »


Business up front and...horse poop in the back!"
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