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trekgeezer
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« on: July 28, 2007, 01:26:36 PM »

Albert was quite upset when the plastic surgery didn't turn out as well as Dr. Chaney had promised.
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Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.


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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2007, 02:31:48 PM »

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Get on the table?!?  Say, that's a heck of a machine just to flush a guy's ears!
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2007, 03:16:26 PM »

"No, Mr. Bond . . . I expect you to die!"
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"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen


« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2007, 03:18:10 PM »

OKAY! the deal was you got rid of my acne, which you did. But the other part of the deal.... the real important part was not to change me into an iguana!
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Jesus H. Chelios!


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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2007, 05:30:19 PM »

"Wow, so, uhm, I guess you outer space guys really do that anal probing thing huh?"
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2007, 06:53:44 AM »

I don't care how dark your sense of humor is, take off that mask and help me move this coffin before we get sued for malpractice you idiot!
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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2007, 07:40:22 PM »

"yes i did it!!! the world`s biggest ice cream cone dispenser"
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eject...eject


« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2007, 01:22:26 AM »

The headline should read this:

Patient sexually abused by his veterinarian
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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)


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« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2007, 10:14:37 PM »

Um, you got a little something on your face - man
right here? - alligator man
No, ALL over your face - man
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2007, 10:47:50 PM »

I told you, I'm a male alligator! Male, already! You're not "sexing" me with that thing or anything else, buddy!
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Primoris Malum


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« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2007, 11:11:27 PM »

Early make-up tests for Dr. Curt Connors aka The Lizard in Spider-Man 4 were less than impressive.
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« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2007, 04:54:19 PM »

Call yourself a proctologist!? Well now YOUR ass is MINE,ya creep!
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« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2007, 06:47:50 PM »

Umbrella was still working on getting the G-virus to work with alligators.
 
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.


« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2008, 07:28:13 PM »

Cedrick was love-stricken! And compared to his last girlfriend this one had less teeth and even more gorgeous eyes!
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« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2008, 12:31:50 PM »

"Crikey. This week, we're going to give a crocodile a dental x-ray. There is no reason to do this."
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