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Texdar
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« on: July 30, 2007, 06:43:22 AM »



Dammit, I got one of these for my birthday already!
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2007, 06:47:18 AM »

Oh a mini-John Holmes, how did you know!
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2007, 07:05:51 AM »

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How tacky!  It's times like this I love being Jewish.
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Pathetic Earthlings


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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2007, 09:27:32 AM »

Gee honey thanks, if he had a flat head he'd be perfect!
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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2007, 07:42:04 PM »

" i guess wal-mart really does sell everything"
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2007, 09:16:55 PM »

See honey!  I told you Santa would bypass slavery laws for me!
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2007, 11:01:02 PM »

I think we should try to use real dialogue from real movies.  Here's one for this shot from MONTY PYTHON'S MEANING OF LIFE:
"Get me a bucket!  I'm going to throw up!" 
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eject...eject


« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2007, 12:57:55 AM »

Hey, honey.  Your "special" dildo has arrived
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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)


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« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2007, 10:15:59 PM »

What's this button do? ... oh my,
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2007, 10:39:51 PM »

I'm never playing "Yankee Santa" EVER again!!!
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« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2007, 06:56:22 PM »

I always wanted a short person as a servant.
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2007, 09:07:27 AM »



On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
some nude midget for a quick tease.

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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2007, 03:01:30 PM »


Yeah. That's what most '70s porno was like.
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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2008, 05:15:00 PM »

Dressed Man: Awwww! What a cute widdle mustache on the widdle naked man!
Small Person: Watch it, Jack! You may be lookin' down at me now but when I rip off your legs we'll see eye to eye.
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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2008, 05:39:50 PM »

Detectives catch Mr. Pitch in the act.
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