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Bad Movie Lover

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« on: July 30, 2007, 06:43:22 AM »

Dammit, I got one of these for my birthday already!

I bent my wookie!
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 15511

Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2007, 06:47:18 AM »

Oh a mini-John Holmes, how did you know!

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Bad Movie Lover

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Posts: 434

Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.

« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2007, 07:05:51 AM »

How tacky!  It's times like this I love being Jewish.

Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Posts: 3737

Pathetic Earthlings

« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2007, 09:27:32 AM »

Gee honey thanks, if he had a flat head he'd be perfect!

Dedicated Viewer

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Posts: 82

« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2007, 07:42:04 PM »

" i guess wal-mart really does sell everything"
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2007, 09:16:55 PM »

See honey!  I told you Santa would bypass slavery laws for me!
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 14437

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!

« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2007, 11:01:02 PM »

I think we should try to use real dialogue from real movies.  Here's one for this shot from MONTY PYTHON'S MEANING OF LIFE:
"Get me a bucket!  I'm going to throw up!" 

If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!
Bad Movie Lover

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Posts: 423


« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2007, 12:57:55 AM »

Hey, honey.  Your "special" dildo has arrived

We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
Bad Movie Lover

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Posts: 131

MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2007, 10:15:59 PM »

What's this button do? ... oh my,

Yaddo 42
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2007, 10:39:51 PM »

I'm never playing "Yankee Santa" EVER again!!!

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
Bad Movie Lover

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Posts: 887

« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2007, 06:56:22 PM »

I always wanted a short person as a servant.
Bad Movie Lover

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Posts: 427

Oh the humanity!

« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2007, 09:07:27 AM »

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
some nude midget for a quick tease.


"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
Immoral Liberal
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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2007, 03:01:30 PM »

Yeah. That's what most '70s porno was like.
Bad Movie Lover

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2008, 05:15:00 PM »

Dressed Man: Awwww! What a cute widdle mustache on the widdle naked man!
Small Person: Watch it, Jack! You may be lookin' down at me now but when I rip off your legs we'll see eye to eye.

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2008, 05:39:50 PM »

Detectives catch Mr. Pitch in the act.

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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