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trekgeezer
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« on: July 30, 2007, 02:10:09 PM »

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Yeah, you're Arnold Schwarzenegger and I'm Clint Eastwood!
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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2007, 03:12:09 PM »

"This Californian, the first successful cryogenic experiment thought Mr. Schwarzenegger was kidding when he welcomed him back as the Governor of California."

The man's response:

"Yeah right!  Who the hell would elect you!?"
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2007, 09:17:37 PM »

"I said help my election, not touch your erection!"
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2007, 10:10:06 PM »

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ARGH!  My kidney!  You bastard!

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Quite whining, girlie man.  You've got a spare.
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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2007, 10:55:13 PM »

If you gotta pee, go pee already. I'm not stopping you even if I am governor.
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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2007, 12:31:31 AM »

The two were laughing about a misunderstanding at a Compton fund-raiser when the Governor was campaining a couple of years back:

Arnold: So, into my speech, I was saying how the community and I are alike and I broke my name down in two parts.  Schawrtz means black in english, and if you change a letter in the 'negger'...
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2007, 11:20:19 AM »

Another Terminator movie? At your age?  Hahahaha!
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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2007, 08:53:02 PM »

Ted knew hiding his pet ferrets in his pants to surprise the Governator was a bad idea when he remembered it was mating season.
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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2008, 04:51:39 PM »

AS: "haha, I just touched your wife's boobyknockers"
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