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Flangepart
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« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2007, 04:28:27 PM »

After one "Gookie" too many, Sister Diselocomotive knew it was time for "Mr Isolation chamder"
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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)


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« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2007, 04:49:44 PM »

In the bathroom, no one can hear you scream...
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IzzyDedjet
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« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2007, 12:08:48 PM »

Bill learns why they say not to drink the water in Mexico
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2007, 09:36:43 PM »




Scientists were shocked at what they saw while studying a new type of amoeba under the microscope that day. 
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Gerry
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It's not what you say, it's how you say it.


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« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2007, 10:02:53 AM »

Senator Craig learns the hard way why you shouldn't respond to foot-tapping in the airport men's room unless you know the lingo.
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.


« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2007, 09:09:19 PM »

Bolstered by spinach, Popeye sang a screeching high "C" (on the high seas??)...facilitating his escape and the subsequent rescue of his beloved Olive Oyl.
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Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...


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« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2011, 12:31:24 PM »



Okay!  Okay, I'll star in KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park!!  Just get me out of the washing machine!!
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TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
El Misfit
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2011, 11:01:40 PM »


HELP ME, I GOT THIS CRAZED MAN IN HIS 100+ YEARS OLD UNDERPANTS TRYING TO MAKE ME WATCH SNAKES ON A PLANE WITH HIM!
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yeah no.
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?


« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2011, 11:21:47 PM »




The fact that Milton Krest had the decompression sickness didn't stop him from building his own mobile recompression chamber so he could attend all the Justin Bieber concerts this year.
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I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2011, 02:55:32 PM »



The day Bill Clinton spied on the female locker room and accidentally caught Nancy Pelosi in the nude.
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
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Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
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Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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