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« on: August 03, 2007, 05:09:52 PM »

Serious film, but this picture seems to have some potential:


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« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2007, 05:19:26 PM »

Please stay for dinner, I'm sorry for earlier.  I thought I was grabbing the two cantaloupes on the counter.  I have one bad eye remember?
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2007, 05:25:46 PM »

Don't reach into the tank . . . I don't want the pirhana to get your fingers as well as my eye!
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2007, 05:59:09 PM »

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The last time I touched a woman I lost an eye.  I'm hope you'll forgive me if I'm overly cautious...
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2007, 10:26:08 PM »

George had watched one too many hygiene films while in the service, hence the rubber gloves.
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2007, 10:54:02 PM »

I'm calling Maury.  That baby looks Mexican to me.
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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2007, 02:48:46 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2007, 05:30:03 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2007, 09:52:38 PM »

And this is my brand new expresso machine and........hey, you've been working out, sweetie!
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2007, 08:15:57 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2007, 11:39:42 AM »

Allow me to comfort you with these new rubber gloves I've just invented.
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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2007, 05:17:09 PM »

Now you've seen the eyepatch, let me show you the peg leg and the parrot.
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« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2007, 07:20:06 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2008, 01:01:05 AM »

OK lean closer....closer...a little closer...now you may want to close at least one of your eyes for this next part...
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« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2009, 05:52:26 PM »

The Japanese rip-off of Escape From New York called Escape From Tokyo.
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