Andrew
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I know where my towel is.
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« on: August 03, 2007, 05:09:52 PM » |
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Serious film, but this picture seems to have some potential: "I still don't hear any screaming. What are the odds of both lobsters being mute?"
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Andrew Borntreger Badmovies.org
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2007, 05:19:26 PM » |
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Please stay for dinner, I'm sorry for earlier. I thought I was grabbing the two cantaloupes on the counter. I have one bad eye remember?
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2007, 05:25:46 PM » |
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Don't reach into the tank . . . I don't want the pirhana to get your fingers as well as my eye!
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"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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DodgingGrunge
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Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2007, 05:59:09 PM » |
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The last time I touched a woman I lost an eye. I'm hope you'll forgive me if I'm overly cautious...
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Dennis
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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2007, 10:26:08 PM » |
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George had watched one too many hygiene films while in the service, hence the rubber gloves.
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Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.
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BlackAngel75
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2007, 10:54:02 PM » |
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I'm calling Maury. That baby looks Mexican to me.
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We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them. -Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
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Jesus H. Chelios!
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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2007, 02:48:46 AM » |
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"Yes Helena, I think once we've removed your arms things will go much smoother for both of us..."
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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2007, 05:30:03 AM » |
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"Now all I need is Chiyo and my Azumanga Daioh waxwork collection will be complete!"
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......
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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2007, 09:52:38 PM » |
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And this is my brand new expresso machine and........hey, you've been working out, sweetie!
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blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2007, 08:15:57 AM » |
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"Oh baby, you too sexy for your shirt! Let me take it off!!
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Jordan
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Thunderball Fists?! I can have such a thing?!
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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2007, 11:39:42 AM » |
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Allow me to comfort you with these new rubber gloves I've just invented.
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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2007, 05:17:09 PM » |
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Now you've seen the eyepatch, let me show you the peg leg and the parrot.
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Justy
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Oh the humanity!
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« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2007, 07:20:06 PM » |
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Eye-patch: 500 Yen Rubber Gloves: 1500 Yen Finding a girl willing to give it a try: Priceless.
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jdlarch
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.
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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2008, 01:01:05 AM » |
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OK lean closer....closer...a little closer...now you may want to close at least one of your eyes for this next part...
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Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2009, 05:52:26 PM » |
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The Japanese rip-off of Escape From New York called Escape From Tokyo.
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