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« on: August 04, 2007, 01:37:53 AM »


Santa Sangre (1989) - dir. Alejandro Jodorowsky

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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2007, 02:46:19 AM »

Not only had their new all-clown band been officially broken up, but that was also the day that Oscar and Felix both realized they lost that lovin' feelin'... now it's gone... gone... gone.
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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2007, 06:14:46 AM »

The show Rock Star sinks to a new low in searching for ideas.
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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2007, 07:11:46 AM »

USA Today:  81 year old Jerry Lewis (left) and co-star Tim Conway (right) take a break on the set of Jerry's newest movie, KEEP 'EM LAUGHING.  Lewis plays a lonely circus performer who has a series of wacky misadventures involving jewel thieves.  In an interview, Lewis  explained, "I wanted to do something unique.  Something I had never done before.  Then I got the idea for KEEP 'EM LAUGHING . . ."
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2007, 07:14:08 AM »

Insane Clown Posse announces their 50 year renuion tour. 
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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2007, 09:09:33 AM »

I really hate going on after the elephant act.
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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2007, 10:49:45 PM »



Siegfried and Roy: 2039.
Somehow the show has lost it's luster after roy insisted on using domesticated siamese cats in th show for the past 18 years.
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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2007, 09:48:55 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2008, 09:03:32 PM »

Right Clown - Mornin' Ralph.
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« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2008, 04:28:44 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2008, 05:37:46 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2008, 05:52:27 PM »

Walter Matthau & Jack Lemmon join the circus...
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