Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« on: August 04, 2007, 07:13:18 AM » |
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Brainy Smurf's intervention didn't go as well as planned.
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AnubisVonMojo
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Jesus H. Chelios!
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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2007, 08:34:57 AM » |
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Because he had eaten all of the special "Smurf brownies" (in which the Smurfs' entire season's harvest of "Smurf Leaf" had been used), it would be a very dark few months following his mysterious disappearance...
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"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead "A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons "I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge
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DodgingGrunge
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Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.
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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2007, 03:05:29 PM » |
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Archaeological evidence suggests primitive ancestors to the Smurfs were tetrapodal, ground dwelling scavengers. It is believed that some three million years ago, "The Smurfy Link", a direct ancestor to present day Smurfs, stood on two legs, not four.
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++josh;
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asimpson2006
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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2007, 03:21:28 PM » |
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Woah man, this grass is like so soft, it feels like I am in the ocean.
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VenominOhio
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2007, 09:20:58 PM » |
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while the smurfs do girly pushups, Brainy can`t even do 1
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Joe the Destroyer
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2007, 09:20:24 AM » |
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"No thank you! I've had my fill of sodomy for today."
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Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......
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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2007, 10:18:16 PM » |
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No prizes for correctly guessing Brainy was a "bottom".
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blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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Flangepart
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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2007, 04:45:46 PM » |
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Brainy Smurfs method of "Digging for truffels" disgusted the other no end.
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"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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BlackAngel75
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eject...eject
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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2007, 11:45:40 PM » |
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Papa Smurf, can I smoke all this grass?
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We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them. -Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
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Goji_girl
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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)
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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2007, 04:52:16 PM » |
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Why the long face? Why can't we just set aside our differences and enjoy this grass?
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Inyarear
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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!
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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2007, 02:06:49 PM » |
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A scene from a Smurfitch match in the upcoming movie Brainy Potter and the Prisoner of Gargistan
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jdlarch
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.
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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2008, 05:34:53 PM » |
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Brainy: Okay, okay. I thought my glasses were blurry so I got dizzy and fell down, but I just found out everything is blurry; this is a low-resolution image we're in. Therefore I am not dizzy and can go ahead and stand up!
*rustle*...*rustle rustle*...
Brainy: Nope, I can't stand up. This is a low-resolution still image! (Then how am I talking?) *sigh*
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Draug
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?
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« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2008, 06:41:37 PM » |
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The other Smurfs got really disappointed when they found out that Brainy had taken valium instead of Viagra. A whole day of planning an orgy, wasted.
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I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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sprite75
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I'm a Mac...
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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2008, 01:05:17 AM » |
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Oh great, Brainey got loaded drinking all that Smurf Juice!
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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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AndyC
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« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2008, 08:43:50 AM » |
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Brainy suffers brain damage from being bounced out of town one too many times. However, he still hasn't won any sympathy.
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