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The fate of the last door to door salesmen


« on: August 05, 2007, 04:24:30 PM »


I'm not going to lie, this is exactly what it looks like.
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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2007, 05:32:43 PM »

Just thought I'd take Rover for a walk.
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Primoris Malum


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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2007, 05:35:22 PM »

"Yes, I used my special rod to reel this one in."
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The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
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Pathetic Earthlings


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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2007, 05:43:18 PM »

Well Doctor I was standing on the side of the boat, taking a leak and I guess flipper here thought it was a worm.
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I know where my towel is.


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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2007, 05:56:09 PM »

"Fish?  What fish?  Taint no fish here."
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Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.


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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2007, 06:09:43 PM »

Behold, the mighty icthyawhore.
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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2007, 06:23:40 PM »

"I figured since I'm used to that fishy smell, why not try the real thing?"
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2007, 10:02:56 PM »

The inspiration for Mark Twain's ribald "Whopping Cod" doggerel.




The genie gave Steve his wish, "big enough to slap someone with it" but decide to play a cruel trick in doing so.
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uuummmmmm.....BOO!


« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2007, 12:12:49 AM »

"Well, they told me this might happen, but I didn't believe them."
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Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...  
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2007, 11:16:29 AM »

Girls tell me too that I also have a nice bAss. 
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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2007, 04:31:04 PM »

The Icelandic sucker fish knows no bounds.
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2007, 08:48:21 PM »

Yet another attempt by DC to retcon Aquaman into a cool character dies a lame death.
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eject...eject


« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2007, 11:40:29 PM »

I couldn't find any mermaids, so I chose the next best thing
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2007, 07:16:10 PM »

Don't knock it til you try it.
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.


« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2008, 12:58:12 AM »

If you can keep the sucker alive until you reach international waters....well, there ain't no laws against this out here!
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