Haha, I wish. No, Doom Kitty is most definitely my cat. He had a tragic kittyhood, which left him a little disturbed. He's a $1000 Persian, right? His original owner, some ancient termagant, wanted to have him put down because he was "defective". He sneezed. A friend of mine worked for an animal grooming place, took him in, and inevitably dumped him on me. I sneeze a lot too, so we're a good pair.
Wow... I'm beyond words.
Does that cat actually you pet him? I'm not sure I'd want to get near him. Can only imagine waking up in the middle of the night with those eyes staring at me... Think I'd put him in a room by himself and shut the door before going to sleep...