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« on: August 08, 2007, 02:25:34 AM »


"So, how much do you charge per hour?"

(guess which one is asking the question?)
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2007, 03:03:09 AM »

I like a good duck every now and then.
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2007, 05:35:53 AM »

Lea Thompson:  "Here goes my acting career . . . right down the drain."
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2007, 08:08:04 AM »

"Oh yeah honey, the feathers tickle.  And you wouldn't believe what I can do with this beak!"
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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2007, 10:27:13 AM »

The phrase "Peking Duck" takes on a whole new meaning   . . . . .
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2007, 11:27:43 AM »

Duck me Howard.  Duck my ducking brains out. 
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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2007, 12:45:07 PM »

"Well, we all know that ducks don't get wet, baby. Let's see if that applies to you too."
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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2007, 01:42:26 PM »

Hey sucko, we call it Interspecies Erotica.
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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2007, 02:54:10 PM »

Hey sucko, we call it Interspecies Erotica.

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I went to a Kevin Smith Q&A in Red Bank last week and that very same guy (who was apparently directing the session for release as a DVD) started the show by telling everybody the rules and such in regards to asking questions and being on camera. A guy two rows behind me yelled out "Woooo! Donkey show!" to his and he of course gave that reply.
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2007, 08:07:34 PM »

This beak of mine is useful for more than just talking. 
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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2007, 08:26:59 PM »

Hey sucko, we call it Interspecies Erotica.

Haha, karma  Thumbup

I went to a Kevin Smith Q&A in Red Bank last week and that very same guy (who was apparently directing the session for release as a DVD) started the show by telling everybody the rules and such in regards to asking questions and being on camera. A guy two rows behind me yelled out "Woooo! Donkey show!" to his and he of course gave that reply.

My friend Bridgit went to that very same Q&A. I was gonna go too, but I had to work.
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« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2007, 09:34:07 PM »



Yeah, baby, let's put out cloacas next to each other so I can extend my penis and ... You don't seem interested all of a sudden.
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« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2007, 12:09:08 AM »

"'Um...why do you keep shouting Aflac in your sleep?"
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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2007, 02:27:46 PM »

Lucas blackmailed you into doing this POS too? Let's just get hammered and get this scene over with.
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« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2007, 02:23:44 AM »


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I've tried that, actually. It's a lot more fun than you might think."
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