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« on: August 08, 2007, 04:55:04 AM »

Try to come up with a good caption for this pic of Jamie Gertz holding "Bodhi" in the 80's film, Solarbabies.

"I never thought I'd ask a chick if I could touch one of her balls!"
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2007, 05:33:25 AM »

"I'll get you, my pretty!  And your little dog, too!"

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I know where my towel is.

« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2007, 06:18:36 AM »

"It's the new Apple iGlobe and...hey, how do you change the battery?"

Andrew Borntreger
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2007, 08:05:57 AM »

"Wow, this is much cooler than that wadded-up piece of tinfoil we were worshipping as a god before."

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2007, 10:21:20 AM »

"Okay, we get the point.  Geez.  Freakin' show off..."
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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2007, 10:46:13 AM »

Guy whose going to touch it: Can I... Can I touch it?
Girl: No,
Guy: Can I... Can I sniff it?

Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2007, 11:26:02 AM »

Three Mile Island announces the opening of their bowling alley today.

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2007, 10:55:33 AM »

Chernobyl produced their own birth control pills

We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!

« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2007, 02:30:33 PM »

"Who did you say sold you that thing again?"
"Woody Allen."
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« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2007, 02:52:45 PM »

I can see your acting career in the future will be non existent.
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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2007, 05:04:10 PM »

Sauron's lidless eye : The early years.

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2008, 02:24:13 AM »

"Tell us the story again!"
"Okay, okay. Once upon a time in a dark urban subterranian corridor, a merry band of three..."
"No! Don't tell it like that...tell it the other way!"
*sigh* "So there was this greasy b*tch, right? And her two sweaty boyfriends was tryin' to get into her shorts, but she said she would only f*** the one who killed a unicorn and brought her its brains..."
"So since they both killed the unicorn they were expectin' a three-way. But she ate the brains thinking she would get all this magic power and sh!t, and her head exploded. So the two guys ended up doin' each other. The end."
"YAY!!!...I mean EWWWW!"

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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