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« on: August 08, 2007, 04:55:04 AM »

Try to come up with a good caption for this pic of Jamie Gertz holding "Bodhi" in the 80's film, Solarbabies.


"I never thought I'd ask a chick if I could touch one of her balls!"
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2007, 05:33:25 AM »

"I'll get you, my pretty!  And your little dog, too!"
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2007, 06:18:36 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2007, 08:05:57 AM »

"Wow, this is much cooler than that wadded-up piece of tinfoil we were worshipping as a god before."
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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2007, 10:21:20 AM »

"Kaaaaame-haaaaaame-"
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2007, 10:46:13 AM »

Guy whose going to touch it: Can I... Can I touch it?
Girl: No,
Guy: Can I... Can I sniff it?
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2007, 11:26:02 AM »

Three Mile Island announces the opening of their bowling alley today.
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eject...eject


« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2007, 10:55:33 AM »

Chernobyl produced their own birth control pills
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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!


« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2007, 02:30:33 PM »


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« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2007, 02:52:45 PM »

I can see your acting career in the future will be non existent.
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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2007, 05:04:10 PM »

Sauron's lidless eye : The early years.
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« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2008, 02:24:13 AM »

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