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Gerry
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« on: August 08, 2007, 12:11:12 PM »


Hey, check out my Joe Camel impression!
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Jesus H. Chelios!


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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2007, 12:43:25 PM »

A lotta people are gonna hate not letting this one die, but I gotta go for the cheap and easy one here:

"Wassssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!"
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2007, 04:29:23 PM »

Sadly,Joe's mom never told him, if he made that face, it would stay that way.
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2007, 11:55:52 PM »

As he moved in for the kiss, I knew I'd made a horrible mistake.
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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2007, 05:50:53 AM »

Auditions for the upcoming remake of ROCKY.  "Adrian!"
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eject...eject


« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2007, 10:30:00 AM »

...And you thought Billy Idol was dead
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2007, 02:54:36 PM »

To keep the "Joe" theme going:

Joe Rogan finally hits rock bottom when his Fear Factor money runs out, and his Drunken Kissing Booth is not a success.
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2007, 11:01:21 AM »

To keep the "Joe" theme going:

Joe Rogan finally hits rock bottom when his Fear Factor money runs out, and his Drunken Kissing Booth is not a success.
Joe Rogan's adult film career is sidelined by an unforseen kissing glitch
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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2007, 11:13:03 AM »

The standard reaction to a Rosie O'Donnel/Roseanne Barr/Ellen DeGeneres lesbian love scene
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« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2007, 11:16:47 PM »

Not everyone can have a prize-winning Oh! face.
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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2007, 12:02:21 AM »

So the casting director says, "I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're right for the lead in our new film 'Mr. Ed The Movie.' You don't even look like a horse...and besides, your teeth are too big." So I said, "Oh, yeah? Well MLEHHHHH!" ---- Needless to say, I got the part.
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