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Started by Gerry, August 08, 2007, 12:11:12 PM

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Gerry

August 08, 2007, 12:11:12 PM Last Edit: December 11, 2007, 01:40:09 PM by Gerry

Hey, check out my Joe Camel impression!

AnubisVonMojo

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August 08, 2007, 12:43:25 PM Last Edit: August 09, 2007, 07:59:09 AM by AnubisVonMojo
A lotta people are gonna hate not letting this one die, but I gotta go for the cheap and easy one here:

"Wassssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!"

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Flangepart

#2
August 08, 2007, 04:29:23 PM
Sadly,Joe's mom never told him, if he made that face, it would stay that way.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Texdar

#3
August 08, 2007, 11:55:52 PM
As he moved in for the kiss, I knew I'd made a horrible mistake.
I bent my wookie!

The Burgomaster

#4
August 09, 2007, 05:50:53 AM
Auditions for the upcoming remake of ROCKY.  "Adrian!"
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

BlackAngel75

#5
August 09, 2007, 10:30:00 AM
...And you thought Billy Idol was dead
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Yaddo 42

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August 11, 2007, 02:54:36 PM
To keep the "Joe" theme going:

Joe Rogan finally hits rock bottom when his Fear Factor money runs out, and his Drunken Kissing Booth is not a success.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

onionhead

#7
August 16, 2007, 11:01:21 AM
Quote from: Yaddo 42 on August 11, 2007, 02:54:36 PM
To keep the "Joe" theme going:

Joe Rogan finally hits rock bottom when his Fear Factor money runs out, and his Drunken Kissing Booth is not a success.
Joe Rogan's adult film career is sidelined by an unforseen kissing glitch
Some people like cupcakes better--I for one care less for them

IzzyDedjet

#8
August 29, 2007, 11:13:03 AM
The standard reaction to a Rosie O'Donnel/Roseanne Barr/Ellen DeGeneres lesbian love scene

Joe the Destroyer

#9
August 29, 2007, 11:16:47 PM
Not everyone can have a prize-winning Oh! face.

jdlarch

#10
September 08, 2007, 12:02:21 AM
So the casting director says, "I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're right for the lead in our new film 'Mr. Ed The Movie.' You don't even look like a horse...and besides, your teeth are too big." So I said, "Oh, yeah? Well MLEHHHHH!" ---- Needless to say, I got the part.
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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