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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« on: August 10, 2007, 07:29:27 AM »

From my review of Baytwach's The Tower;

"Ok the tower is blown, we can stop running in slow motion now..."

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Crazy Rabbity Thingy
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?

« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2007, 11:08:40 AM »

C.J.'s latest implants could no longer withstand the pressure.

"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
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I know where my towel is.

« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2007, 07:39:02 PM »

Previously on Baywatch, a seal eats twenty boxes of Alka-Seltzer.

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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2007, 09:59:39 PM »

"Oh my god!  It's Pamela's career since Barbwire!  Hit the deck!"
The Burgomaster
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2007, 07:08:22 AM »

It's true . . . intestinal gas really is methane!

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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2007, 10:37:39 AM »

"So that`s wher eI left all the fireworks for the 4th of July beach party, C.J. did you have to take up smoking?"
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen

« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2007, 10:47:19 AM »

She's going to blow! Run in slow mo! Run in slow mo!
Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2007, 02:34:54 PM »

The Hoff and Co. proved early on what the real appeal of the show was when they blew up the writers' room with the entire staff inside. No one ever noticed they were gone, and the writers' salary budget went to better use for double side boobie tape and cheap vodka to keep Hasselhoff too drunk to suggest way to work his "music" into the show even more.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2007, 12:11:36 PM »

*Borat walks on scene* "Nizzzzzze!"

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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2007, 01:15:11 AM »

K.I.T.T. fired a missile at the tower when it found out what Hoff's been doing on the side

We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
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Slimo! Slimo! Slimo!

« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2007, 02:04:35 AM »

Exhibit Title: "Kaboom!"
The American Dream as envisioned by an action movie fan
is neatly summarized in this oil painting of a still frame.
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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2007, 02:09:43 PM »

The Hoff's explosive flatulence ruins yet another love scene.

"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2007, 04:56:53 PM »

They just plain ran out of excuses, didn't they?

Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2007, 07:45:29 AM »

*Borat walks on scene* "Nizzzzzze!"

Karma for that. 
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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2007, 10:44:00 AM »

Boobies, boom-booms and bouncing. What made American TV great.

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