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« on: August 10, 2007, 07:29:27 AM »

From my review of Baytwach's The Tower;



"Ok the tower is blown, we can stop running in slow motion now..."
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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2007, 11:08:40 AM »

C.J.'s latest implants could no longer withstand the pressure.
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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2007, 07:39:02 PM »

Previously on Baywatch, a seal eats twenty boxes of Alka-Seltzer.
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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2007, 09:59:39 PM »

"Oh my god!  It's Pamela's career since Barbwire!  Hit the deck!"
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2007, 07:08:22 AM »

It's true . . . intestinal gas really is methane!
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2007, 10:37:39 AM »

"So that`s wher eI left all the fireworks for the 4th of July beach party, C.J. did you have to take up smoking?"
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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2007, 10:47:19 AM »

She's going to blow! Run in slow mo! Run in slow mo!
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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2007, 02:34:54 PM »

The Hoff and Co. proved early on what the real appeal of the show was when they blew up the writers' room with the entire staff inside. No one ever noticed they were gone, and the writers' salary budget went to better use for double side boobie tape and cheap vodka to keep Hasselhoff too drunk to suggest way to work his "music" into the show even more.
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2007, 12:11:36 PM »

*Borat walks on scene* "Nizzzzzze!"
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2007, 01:15:11 AM »

K.I.T.T. fired a missile at the tower when it found out what Hoff's been doing on the side
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2007, 02:04:35 AM »


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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2007, 02:09:43 PM »



The Hoff's explosive flatulence ruins yet another love scene.
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« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2007, 04:56:53 PM »

They just plain ran out of excuses, didn't they?
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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2007, 07:45:29 AM »

*Borat walks on scene* "Nizzzzzze!"

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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2007, 10:44:00 AM »

Boobies, boom-booms and bouncing. What made American TV great.
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