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Tor
« on: August 10, 2007, 02:19:39 PM »




Tor wasn't really what they were looking for in the Jesus Christ Superstar auditions.
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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2007, 04:09:59 PM »



"in a perfect world... the mentally handicapped will lead the blind"


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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2007, 05:22:33 PM »

TOR : THE MUSICAL,inculdes the delightful ditty "Time fa go ta bed,ma baby."
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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2007, 09:53:32 PM »

Tor and his Dad reacted with shock, like the rest of the audience, when they heard Darth Vader say:


"LUKE - I am your father!!!"
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"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2007, 07:16:56 AM »

First, there was BRUCE ALMIGHTY.  Then, there was EVAN ALMIGHTY.  And now, from the mind of director Mel Gibson, comes, THE PASSION OF THE TOR ALMIGHTY!
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2007, 08:06:35 AM »




  "RINGO! RINGO! AHHHH!!!!" "PAUL! I LOVE YOU,PAUL!!!"
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Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."





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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2007, 11:38:43 AM »

You are now under the spell of my croissant staff!
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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2007, 02:37:01 PM »

Bill Ward and Geezer Bulter gear up for another Ozzfest/Black Sabbath reunion.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2007, 09:02:29 PM »

HELLO FRISCO!
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« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2008, 10:34:30 AM »

...And Tiny Tim didn't die after all; he enjoyed a life of crime and eventually went to prison, where he started his own thug "boy" band.

Or...

Mr. Manson's prison parties almost always ended this way; barbershop quartet songs sung by two with gusto, followed by a forehead tattoo session for all and sundry. "MY CLEMENTINE!!!"

BTW...is this a visual definition of the term "bedraggled?" (Except for the perfect teeth, of course!)
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« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2008, 04:32:35 PM »

Quit touching my rod!
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